Office of Awesome

Can you make the 'W' bigger? #overheardattheoffice

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"Yeah, I worked that corner for years." #OverheardAtTheOffice

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"Sorry, we're just twerking over Christmas trees." #OverheardAtWork #overheardattheoffice #officeofawesome

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"Just like Gandalf, but more fabulous." #overheardattheoffice

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"I love this pen, it looks like I'm writing." #overheardattheoffice #yeahitwasme

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Boss: "The banana haters are very vehement about it."

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CoWorker1 "When is your birthday?" Coworker2 "...today..." After everyone had sung happy birthday to a 3rd coworker. #overheardattheoffice

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"Here honey, hold the poop pipe." #overheardattheoffice

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"I feel like I'll just sit by a tree and die." #overheardattheoffice

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CoWorker1 "I'm obsessed with deadlines." CoWorker2 "Deadlines?!?!" CoWorker1 "Deadlines." #overheardattheoffice

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"I can't come to the meeting, I need to take my hedgehog to the vet." #overheardattheoffice

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"Meow meow meow, I like cats" #sarcasm #overheardattheoffice

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"I suppose today is a popular day for being born" #overheardatwork

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"If I do say so myself, I am quite talented." #overheardattheoffice

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"CW's urologist appointment is probably related to his tight pants." #overheardattheoffice

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"Tell them about that guy's handle!" #overheardattheworkparty

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"What filter is one supposed to use for penguin jokes?!" #overheardattheoffice

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"Sh*t, my spatula!" #overheardattheoffice #notthekitchen

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CW1 " Google says vintage outfits are out" CW2 "Google can shut their face"

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"I'm a trained observer" #overheardattheoffice

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CW1 "Mother eff" CW2 "Did you just say Mulder?" #overheardattheoffice #thetruthisoutthere #xfiles