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I love Stinger

[No Ⓟⓤⓒⓚⓢ Given @afewpucksshort]

Hey, I just caught Torts in line at Menchie's Frozen Yogurt in downtown Summerlin. He asked me to release the following statement :

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@rich_r_k @wyshynski @Buccigross @GoldenKnights The dollar amount is fine, but the losing draft picks is stupid

It’s not like went full Calgary

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@nhl_review Just like your account

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@nhl_review He does it for one game and gets fined 100 K and Vegas loses a draft pick? Give me a break. Let’s raise player fines to this level and see what happens.

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Dude bails on media day. 100k

Skater bashes a dudes head in with his stick: 5k

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

BREAKING: Golden Knights to forfeit 2026 2nd round draft pick and John Tortorella fined $100,000 for “flagrant violations” of Media Policies.

The club did not hold any media availability after advancing to the Western Conference Final last night in Anaheim. #ForgedInGold

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@UnionAndBlue Should have A’s only. Z definitely isn’t it.

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@TheBlueJunkies Torts crushes all comers

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Yep

[SleeperSFGiants @SleeperSFGiants]

Rafael Devers this season:

.207 AVG
2 HR
11 RBI
.537 OPS
48 wRC+
-0.8 fWAR

Is it time to panic?

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@nash_the_second I don’t think you know what sacking means

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@UnionAndBlue @TheUBSoldiers @CurtisDeem I hope they are frustrated

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Oof. Looks like the top line stats for CBJ down the stretch

[Mark Scheig @mark_scheig]

Egor Chinakhov in the 6-game series against the Flyers.

0-0-0, -4

#CBJ

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@CBJStatsGuy @Commissionathl @mndamico Let’s not give up on young Dimitri yet

[The Ricky Gervais Clips @gervaisclips]

"If you enjoy seeing an animal terrified or in pain, you are a cunt." - Ricky Gervais

[Union and Blue @UnionAndBlue]

NEW: Dmitri Voronkov started the season with 10 points in 10 games. But he posted only 22 over his next 53, ultimately finishing the year out of favor with the new head coach. We break it all down here, and talk about his future.
#CBJ

https://t.co/Yu2u90GxDc

[aixing✨ @polarisquinn]

why is this the most accurate description of hockey interviews i’ve ever read 😭

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@nhl_review Kind of funny. And inappropriate. I love it.

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@nhl_review @KeithKavJr @robbatwo You sure do hate Dave Jackson

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@sarah____kent @BruhLarsen Glad he’s having fun. He deserves it. However, he’s not Captain material.

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@nhl_review Yes I do