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[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

I’m corn from a different cob Fr 💯

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Eating a hot dog during standup to own the libs

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

My fly is down before I even get to the bathroom door

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

In the office chewing loud as fuck

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Lame that it happened, but it was ugly. My only hope is that it was legitimate arson and not caused by negligence from some bozo. Because I would respect that

[marshall @marshallgeyer]

somebody is going to hell for this...

Malin, the Pease Park troll, completely burns down (5/21/26)
https://t.co/u0wCyjwVU0

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Imagine rushing through traffic to get to work..

[🦂 @MARSVALENTE]

A bad bitch just saw me making a hot dog @ QT 💔

[audrey @phlegmme]

You don’t need a fancy college degree to be successful. There’s good money in being a plumber, a carpenter, or selling bootleg Frog and Toad merch to nonbinary people

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Nothing like closing out a college lax playoff broadcast and cutting directly to a softball regional

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

White people be like your zyns are fake

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Watching car crash videos while I’m driving

[luke @theemarbleindex]

john waters met nico???😭😭😭

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Techno and the desert

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

When someone calls a sea lion and seal… bro

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Chugging soda

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

If you have double doors at your business and one of them is locked I will assume you hate your customers

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Listening to morrissey at 7am fuck tou

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

@ardough1 They are not cute

[chuck 🏔 @crowcialist]

Anyone else noticing lately that the elastic on the boxer briefs they’ve had since 2016 isn’t holding up anymore? Planned obsolescence…these capitalist fucks…

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

The videos of seals tweaking are the best things on the internet

[gio broccoli @offthecob_]

Maybe I’m misunderstanding the vibe of QT but it feels like there should be tables and chairs in a grove out back