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Black Lives Matter ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿
Vaccines are awesome.
The pandemic has killed any faith I had in humans.

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@TheOlDicktwist @RickandMorty Of course

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@TheOlDicktwist You forgot to tag @RickandMorty 🤣

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Well, we lost @bobsaget. 2022 is already taking a weird turn after #BettyWhite. What a wild ride. Let's hope civil war is next. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@bluedragonda3rd @pattonoswalt Saying I'm disappointed in someone and saying it's a shame isn't canceling anyone. It's not canceling, it's consequences but everyone seems to forget that.

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@refutal @pattonoswalt Uh no. Shhh.

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@codealtgeek @HaimishTheRed @pattonoswalt Thanks for assuming I'm white, which I'm not. Appreciate it. 🥴

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@pattonoswalt Chappelle had every opportunity to say "my show was worded how it was because I was mad at the LGBTQ community for shunning my trans friend who needed them. I'm angry she committed suicide.

He's now using her death for clout and to be "counter culture". Gtfoh with that.

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@pattonoswalt You of all people, you who are more than willing to tear others apart for their stupidity, you doubled down on keeping shitty friends because "tHiRtY fOuR yEaRs". Nah.

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@HaimishTheRed @pattonoswalt I don't keep friends with crappy people. If my "friends" are on the wrong side of things I support wholeheartedly, we're not friends anymore.

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@TheOlDicktwist and i's daughter is a musical connoisseur.

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@GhostPanther just replaced #Idiocracy. Things have gotten dark since #stepbrothers. Fuck.

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#DontLookUp Wow, I've literally never related to a Jennifer Lawrence role more (since Winter's Bone). The snacks were fucking free. God, what a dick.

Also, just standing by, waiting until the day everything dies is not what I had in my "make me cry" bingo card. Happy new year.

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I knew this would be Betty White's year, although I regret that being true.

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@ShawnCoss This is amazing. I'd very much love to get a new set of markers, most of mine are dead at this point. :)

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@choptopmoseley At that rate, it's just poaching with extra steps! 🤣

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Welp, we didn't get a white Christmas, but I did get a red one. Merry Missmewiththisshit.

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So hear me out,
The Muppets in real life. So, pretty much, Kermit is like the size of a Cuban tree frog straight up just wriggles up inside there, going full body death roll drilldo in a pig cooter.
Why did I do this to myself? I'm so torn on if I need to draw this or not.

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@jakonrath An easy way to stop a live human from escaping it would be to wire shut the zipper.

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@jakonrath I'd definitely recommend professional grade cadaver bags. Easy to hoist, easy to carry and transport. You could make a connection with a questionable coroner or funeral home worker to get the hook up for cadaver bags. Or create a shell company to purchase medical supplies. :)

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The older the wood, the stiffer the board.