Alex Bazuzi

hi

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

I'm quitting Twitter in order to be a statistic.

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

I don't understand or endorse Darth Vader Christmas memes. He's a school shooter.

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

Jfc https://t.co/SQXnrgbBj9

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

Aperture Laboratories now hiring humans. https://t.co/8kjlkFwRoc

[SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity]

Here we see @JenMsft's team rebuilding your desktop after you rearrange a folder

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

My biggest contribution to security is software assurance.

Keeping everything patched is step one. https://t.co/Y35d6rBlQD

[Hawaii EMA @Hawaii_EMA]

The lava front in the saddle below Mauna Loa is advancing at a very... slow... pace. Moving at about 120 feet per hour, or about 0.03 mph, the lava's advance currently would lose a race to a garden snail. Of course, it also would cook the snail, so, LAVA WINS. #MaunaLoaEruption

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

#IngressYear10
#EpiphanyDawn

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

Union union union https://t.co/nj0KUxhwmc

[Paul Thurrott @thurrott]

"Twitter abruptly fired around 50 engineers and warned dozens more on the evening before Thanksgiving; some were told their 'code is not satisfactory'"

Also, Happy Thanksgiving, guys!

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

Ride the bus. It goes slow and it's really cheap https://t.co/dnkH4EfS3Y

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Microtransactions have come to destroy everything we enjoy

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

#IngressYear10
<Ahem>
<Deep breath>
Cool.

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

I wish there was a dislike button in Twitter.
Adding back basic navigations that should not have ever been removed does not deserve a like. https://t.co/QD3HSlIUIx

[adamselzer 🧵 | אדם @adamselzer]

Grave of F. F. Spencer, a hardware guy who just put his initials on his grave. A grateful nation thanks him.

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

My name is John, I'm from North Carolina. I'm in the OR, my favorite food is beer.
My hobby is drinking

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

There's a large pool of experienced applicants looking for work in this field.

I'm here until whatever is next gains traction.
The tech folks I follow have not made any mention of what they're doing yet, either. https://t.co/LLTYtCrtwH

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

Something has to die for me to eat. https://t.co/b0N3Qmdz9D

[Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX]

I will NEVER eat one of those FAKE burgers made in a LAB. Eat too many and you’ll turn into a SOCIALIST DEMOCRAT. Real BEEF for me!!

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

Is there a more romantic song than Wonderful Tonight?

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

That's not an animal.

Why last year's medals? https://t.co/uzBMG4ebB5

[Ingress @ingress]

15 November marks Ingress’ 10th anniversary! Enjoy 2X AP, double deploy L8 Resonators, 10 min Drone cool down, 1.0km Kinetic Programs and 2X hack output during the celebration. Get your IQTech Dronenet 2021 Medal at the Ingress Store! #IngressYear10 https://t.co/hv7BfeJ31q

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

How do you define overwhelmed? Hilo Medical Center continues to operate above capacity. https://t.co/ldcgLPNIcF

[Office of the Governor, State of Hawai`i @GovHawaii]

The statistic we’re most proud of was that Hawai‘i was the only state that had zero days where our hospitals were overwhelmed during the COVID-19 surge.

Our goal was to save lives.

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

True cost. https://t.co/sBDQ5n4l3s

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Proud of this and always will be.

My workers are union, make a living wage, have full healthcare, and aren’t subject to racist treatment in their workplaces. Items are made in USA.

Team AOC honors and respects working people. You should try it sometime instead of union-busting.

[Alex Bazuzi @OffToTheJumps]

Just death then? https://t.co/h9rM6i5u81

[Senator Ted Cruz @SenTedCruz]

Abolish the IRS!