mR. #ron Yard

A fat, Jolly fella with a RuDdy complex, Hands off the pUblik ™ ® © this is mine. Run crash flash duckee. bang Wallop. #racey #LotzOvLuk #rounD #exceedinglynice

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

Watch 'em made: pressed pig and leak sausages. #gudfud #uktv https://t.co/Rp5i6k7LQB

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

@Bravo1Niner @SandwellSkidder German mother and half the Russian army to choose from to call 'father'?

[Ancient Aliens @AncientAliens]

Explore further on #AncientAliens, Friday at 9/8c.

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

I.e. a thoroughly piss poor service AGAIN tonight.

Not due to damage, due to your driver's sense of self-importance.

[Trafnidiaeth Cymru Trenau Transport for Wales Rail @tfwrail]

⚠️Due to damage to the overhead electric wires between Birmingham New Street and Wolverhampton the line towards Wolverhampton is blocked.

Train services running through these stations may be cancelled, delayed by up to 60 minutes or diverted.

Disruption is expected until 17:30

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

Give yourself a chance @MichaelVaughan and stay out of it. You're no Joe Root!

[Michael Vaughan @MichaelVaughan]

Surely once she made her decision 4 yrs ago she gave up her right !!!!

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

The spooks are in town.

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

@sandwellcouncil @sandwellroads @Litterwatch1 @SmethwickWMP @janbritton @26buster @aknightnul 'Costcutter' @janbritton

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

Ooo-er

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

Be a tough wank this one but confident @obnoxiotheclown will give it a go. @stevezacharanda

[Georgia Diebelius @GJDiebelius]

Children 'should be taught about orgasms at school', MP says https://t.co/fX7Rj2xC8i via @MetroUK

[Bob Kostic @causticbob]

My uncle billy was a shit ventriloquist, he used to sit me on his knee, shove his finger up my arse and tell me to say nothing.

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

"What would you like to do when you grow up?"

"London" https://t.co/uuVWtgojHZ

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

@C_C_Gill To be fair, it definitely looks like she's been eating *more*.

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

So, it's not all about you...? https://t.co/Xs5rN0xc2Q

[Gina @ginamartinuk]

FAO CHRISTOPHER CHOPE:

If you're going to block a bill that I've worked tirelessly to get into Parliament for a year, at least have the decency to learn my name and don't call me 'Gina Turner' on the radio.

🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Eric J @EricJ2016]

Well #sandwell councillors, do something about the misuse of public money, the police being used as private force and wilful disregard to scrutiny. (Not to mention the #fraud #corruption #cse )
A vote of no confidence in the current #sandwell leadership and senior officials. https://t.co/5IGpxi3tP7

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

@CrowMultimedia No demons in me @melanie_dudley @billysmith69954441 😎 #songs4sandwellcouncillors
https://t.co/KJQNbMrK2N

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

Neeraj never voluntarily lifted a finger, let alone her fat arse. @CrowMultimedia https://t.co/ujuQw0fV7v

[Paul Melloy-Kemp @PaulKemp_LDRS]

Council again promising not to make any compulsory redundancies in #Sandwell https://t.co/iqSe8PK5wy

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

I'd rather be a drunk than a nonce, rose petal.

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

Perhaps you could cut the grass. Looks like you could do with the exercise. https://t.co/kFWUero0S8

[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

Perhaps you could pop to Birmingham and cut the grass in the parks, have a day centre for the elderly in your house, give specialist advice to DV victims in the community, be a lolly pop man and counsel child rape victims. All gone now but it was the right thing to do. https://t.co/VACUyacWgc

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

Or you could just nuke the shit-holes. https://t.co/ePlVP6FrZf

[Steve Zacharanda @stevezacharanda]

When you fly over America you realise they have plenty out space for new immigrants, the country was built on immigration, they need more people to compete, India, China etc have younger populations

[mR. #ron Yard @OffWivTheirHead]

@AllotmentHow Kaysio kebardnayhaj shepherd's pie