Alfred Pennyworth.

❝I’m being uncharacteristically gentle with you, Maybe because you’re bleeding all over my nice clean floor~.❞ 『 #Moonlights 』

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

❝I made chicken soup, you can eat while you brood and I’ll put in the stitches myself. It will be delightful I’m sure~.
By the way— About the part with stitches? THAT was sarcasm.❞

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[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

And burns it.

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

Throws the whole Wii away—

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

It’ll be our little secret..

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

Throws the whole Wii away—

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

What have you done with Master Bruce...?

[Batman. @WorIdsGreatest]

I’m Batman.

And you’re watching Disney Channel.

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

Him? Scary?

There is a reason why he’s Batman..

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

“ Bestow my heart~..
May I suggest you let her down a tad easier next time..? Saves a vase from being shattered, yes? “

[Batman. @WorIdsGreatest]

“You know I would let that happen to you Al.”

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

Is this a trick question. . .? He is not amused.

[THE ASCENDANT. @catalysticwings]

No one would happen to have tea or something, would they?

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

@freckledbat “ Trust and believe I am a fan but I am much too busy readying the first aid kit for tonight’s patrol.

You’ll be thanking me later~. “

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

@freckledbat “ How about... No, Ms. Gordon. “

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

Indeed he was—

“ Thank you, sir. Perhaps you can take notes and maybe one day you’ll actually be on time when it comes to your dates~. “

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

“ Afraid not sir, I skipped out on leg day to arrive at this very moment.

What a coincidence, huh? “

[THE ASCENDANT. @catalysticwings]

Yᴏᴜ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇ ǫᴜᴏᴛᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ғʟʏɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀʟʟɪɴɢ.
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➤ #DCRP & X-Oᴠᴇʀs.
➤ Rɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ Gʀᴀʏsᴏɴ
↳ N ɪ ɢ ʜ ᴛ ᴡ ɪ ɴ ɢ !
➤ Lɪᴛ & Dᴇsᴄ.
➤ Bɪsᴇxᴜᴀʟ, Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ Cʜᴇᴍ.
➤ DM ᴛᴏ Pʟᴏᴛ.
➤ Pᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ #Aɴɪ

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

❝A second later and I think would be the one in need of the bandages.❞

[𝐊𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐫 𝐌𝐨𝐭𝐡. @lepidoptcra]

|; Gotham Rogues we need:

PENGUIN!!!!!!
Professor Pyg
Man Bat
Deacon Blackfire
Firefly
Copperhead
Tarantula (the chick)
Tweedledee & Tweedledum
Kite Man
Hugo Strange
Mad Hatter
God there’s so much more...

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

“ Not likely, Master Bruce. “

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

@Th3Batt // You did take my line after all.

Alfred was going to throw those hands. Consider yourself lucky.

[Alfred Pennyworth. @OfHandAndFoot]

Takes A nap.

[Batman. @WorIdsGreatest]

|| Have been very busy, Will get to replies tomorrow.