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[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

Update so far DLMM on @MeteoraAG made some profit and also some significant loss still trying too get a stable strategy to use but overall still in profit. I also found out some good strategy from @thegoosedao members which i am currently testing.
#MetLPArmy #Meteora

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

Still harnessing DLMM skill on @MeteoraAG will still positioning for the airdrop

[Herish Sadi @herishsadi]

The moment that made us all cry today, Zadok telling his (unaware) father about him signing for @OfficialBHAFC @AIKfotboll

[Hyperbeat @hyperbeat]

Liquid Banking is now live in Nigeria 🇳🇬

Issue your Hyperbeat Pay card or send $NGN directly to any Nigerian bank account in minutes.

No P2P. No CEX. Just your account, your card, your bank.

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

Wemby what a player

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

@WisdomMatic He is him

[shirish @shiri_shh]

HOLY SHIT 😭

Dude just recovered 5 BTC (~$400K) that had been locked for 11 YEARS… using Claude AI.

He got high in college, changed the password to “lol420fuckthePOLICE!*:)” and forgot it.

Tried trillions of guesses. Paid recovery services. Nothing worked.

He then... dumped his entire old college computer into Claude.

AI found the old wallet file, spotted a bug in the recovery tool, fixed it, and extracted the keys.

[poof @poof_eth]

Had a Jane Street interview in 2013 that still bothers me.

It was my 6th round. Final interview. The guy walks in carrying no laptop, no notebook, just a cold brew and what I later realized was a single IKEA tea candle.

He writes on the whiteboard:

food: $200
rent: $800
utilities: $150
candles: $3,600
family: dying

Then he turns around and says, “Optimize.”
I laughed because I thought it was a culture-fit bit. He did not laugh.
So I said, “Well, obviously you spend less on candles.”
He says, “Assume candles are non-discretionary.”
Okay.

I start building a model. Basic constraint satisfaction. Family survival as a soft penalty. Candles as a state variable. Maybe there’s an arbitrage where you buy wholesale paraffin and convert the $3,600 line item into inventory.

He stops me.

“You’re thinking like a consultant.”

That’s when I knew I was in trouble.

He says, “Give me a bid-ask on family dying.”

I say, “What?”

He says, “You’re long candles, short family. Where do you make markets?”

I try to recover. I say the real issue is liquidity: rent and utilities are fixed, food is elastic, candles are emotionally inelastic. Therefore the optimal strategy is to securitize future candle enjoyment and borrow against it.

He nods for the first time.

Then he asks, “What time do you sell the candles?”

I say, “Whenever the market is liquid?”

He says, “Be more specific.”

I say, “Uh… 10 a.m. Eastern?”

For the first time, he smiles.

He goes, “Every day?”

I say, “Every day.”

He says, “In size?”

I say, “In size.”

He says, “And what do we call that?”

I say, “Market manipulation?”

The room gets very quiet.

He looks disappointed and writes something down.

“No. We call it providing liquidity to candle ETFs during the U.S. cash open.”

I try to save it. “Right. Of course. The family isn’t dying because we underfunded them. They’re just experiencing temporary price discovery.”

He nods again.

Then he points back at the board.

I had missed it. The utility bill was $150, but candles provide light. You can zero out utilities.

I update the budget:

food: $200
rent: $800
utilities: $0
candles: $3,750
family: still dying, but now in a more capital-efficient way

He says, “How confident are you?”

I say, “0.95.”

He smiles and circles candles.

“0.95 huh?”

Then he asks me to estimate how many leveraged longs get liquidated if we dump $3,750 of candles at 10:00:01 every morning for 90 consecutive trading days.
Needless to say I did not get the offer.

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

@twPunkgod Bro can you please explain what an iFVG is

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

@yaraaduaaa Bro baba na beast

[KHALID💀 @__khalid101]

See who strike that day 😂😂. E no even funny at all.

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

@__khalid101 Jaguar

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

I pray you never date a COLD BEGGER.

They don’t come out straight to ask you for money… they will just keep complaining about all the things they need to fix , emotionally manipulating you until you offer them money.

Those are the worst kind.

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

This post prompted me to write something.

https://t.co/HqSVBTSME7

Back to my shell

[@levelsio @levelsio]

I'm so done with real estate agents

What an absolutely useless profession in 2026

Nowadays when I go visit houses to buy you get the construction company guy tell you everything anyway, and they actually know their stuff

And then you have some literally low IQ shady car salesman guy hovering around you in the back with NO added information and NO added service

"Yes this house is great because it's north-facing"

And then for doing absolutely nothing zilch nada, they deserve 5% of the house price in commission???

And you can't visit the house direct because real estate agents cover each other asses so the selling agent will tell you to find a buyer agent to be able to visit it

A complete racket 100%

[Hyperliquid @HyperliquidX]

HyperCore will support outcome trading (HIP-4). Outcomes are fully collateralized contracts that settle within a fixed range. They are a general-purpose primitive that are useful for applications such as prediction markets and bounded options-like instruments. There has been extensive user demand in both of these areas, and builders will likely think of novel applications as well.

Outcomes bring non-linearity, dated contracts, and an alternative form of derivative trading that does not involve leverage or liquidations. The outcome primitive expands the expressivity of HyperCore, while composing with other primitives such as portfolio margin and the HyperEVM.

Outcomes are a work in progress and currently only being tested on testnet. Canonical markets based on objective settlement sources will be deployed once technical development is complete. Canonical markets will be denominated in USDH. Pending user feedback, the infrastructure will be extended to permissionless deployment.

[Alex Finn @AlexFinn]

This is it. The most important video you'll watch this year.

ClawdBot has taken X by storm. And for good reason. It's the greatest application of AI ever

Your own 24/7 AI employee

In this video I cover how it works, how to set it up, and why I think we should all be nervous:

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

God i can't believe the year is starting this way

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

@ZssVAl Looks like you are him

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

@twPunkgod 🤣🤣🤣

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

A short story.

Shame on all of the projects that ran AI slop campaigns via InfoFi platforms.

The inorganic activity / fake metrics was obvious if you have common sense and it made X borderline unusable for everyone else.

[Ofome.eth 🧙🏻‍♂️ (Ø,G) @Ofome4]

@ZssVAl Gm