Madi

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[Mikey 〽️ @miikey11_]

The day ends at 4pm, it’s impossible to get out of bed in the morning because it’s so dark, you can’t sit outside, it’s depressing, cold and miserable. Winter is the pits. Don’t let a week of slightly uncomfortable temperatures deceive you.

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

Guys if Heart The Lover is on your summer TBR because you think it's going to be a nice feel-good read...... Take it off IMMEDIATELY

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

He's literally the king how is he only in the top 100 and not like......top 3 at LEAST lol tax him more

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: King Charles says he paid £12.9m in tax last year, putting him in the top 100 of UK taxpayers

[Dan Walker @mrdanwalker]

I am imagining that somewhere in the English countryside they are filming Bake Off in crazy heat this week and it’s causing carnage with some sort of elaborate cream creation 🥵 #GBBO

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

Actually dread to think how many calories I've eaten this week whilst I've been on holiday, good job I don't speak greek

[isabel @shutupisabel]

pilot paused and very carefully said we would be landing at 11 minutes past 9

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

The discourse around this tweet has been.........very interesting and actually explains a lot about current attitudes I'm seeing in my own workplace lol

[Matt - DRFC Shirts @MattDRFCshirts]

I had an autistic meltdown at work last week where I ended up laying on the floor and crying (embarrassing I know).

I’ve been given a disciplinary and put on a three month probation… for causing people distress.

My distress was punished for causing distress.

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

It was Buckeye by Patrick Ryan if anyone is wondering

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

Just read a book so good I've been mindlessly walking round in a post-book haze for the last 15 minutes, we're so fucking back babyyyyyyyyyy

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

Yknow how companies will email and give you the option to opt out of fathers day/mother's day notifications etc, well I think companies should do the same thing about football events BC WHY is my train ticket app sending me notifications about the world cup? Piss off

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

And that's that on forgetting to do your back and bum and then lying in the sun in very high UV loooooool

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

Have used almost 200ml of sun cream since Sunday afternoon and yet I've still somehow burnt

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

No literally WHY do dads do this???? Every morning when I come downstairs I find my stepdad has turned the toaster off at the plug 😅 for WHAT

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

I do not get this neuroticism. Your electricity bill from leaving the lights on all the time is like ten dollars a year. It is not 1926.

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

Mum messaged me saying her and my stepdad were in the pub but they'd be home in 30 mins, so 25ish mins later I start making dinner for us all. Well guess whos won a silly billy award and will have a cold dinner whenever they decide to finally come home. It's been an hour

[connor @impalapeaks]

i’ve never seen a movie watched by people with their eyes closed more than this and that’s unfortunate

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

Like yeah obviously???? Just absolute static between some peoples ears I swear

[Madi @OfSpaceAnd_Time]

Listen I know the cost of living crisis is bad but I'm so tired of seeing people do posts of their stuff at the checkout and being like "omg how was this £XX.XX" and then you look at their shopping and it's like branded item, branded item, luxury item, branded item, exotic fruit

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

Bryan I respect that you are trying to solve endometriosis but this looks like compost