Diana of Themyscira

𝐼 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝒉𝑜𝑤 𝒉𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝒉𝑒𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡𝒉𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝑐𝒉𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠.

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Hmm… Might consider going blonde for a while. “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Kal…. Where the hell are you…. “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Bring me a bowl of your chili. Surely it isn’t as bad as he said it was. “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ I don’t find them to be too terrible. “

[Starkiller @Firststarkiller]

I hate ice planets… they’re the worst.

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Come. I’ll show you something special. “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Tell me who, and I’ll have their head. “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Dare I ask why? “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

@HafidAlGhul

“ Behaving yourself, I hope. “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

@KryptonEmperor “ Rough isn’t the word I’d use. I’d say you look stressed. “

She places a hand on his shoulder.

“ Are you sure nothing is troubling you? “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

@KryptonEmperor

“ You don’t look so good, Kal. You feeling alright? “

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

She approached him. Hands on her hips while she tapped her foot against the ground.

“ Do I need to tie you up with my Lasso of Truth to get it out of you? “

[𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Boyscoutism]

"I uh… I wasn’t looking at hum…" he’s turning red and bubbling now…

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ My eyes are up here, buddy. “

[𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Boyscoutism]

“A hero in a leotard… with a W on it… so probably woman in the name?" He asks thinking to himself.

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

This Kal-El must be from a universe where there is no Wonder Woman… Or at least, yet to meet one.

“ Why don’t you guess? I’m curious what you have to say. “

[𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕞𝕒𝕟 @Boyscoutism]

“Blonde? And your natural color is….” Clark asks a bit surprised there is yet another hero…

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Is that right? Why don’t you show me in my quarters later? “

[Kurt Wagner. @OfSulfur]

He placed his hand over his heart playfully.

"You flatter me, Diana."

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Third place is modest of you. “

“ Clearly you’re first place. At least, in my book. “

[Kurt Wagner. @OfSulfur]

"Don't break my heart and tell me it's lower?"

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

She nearly laughs. It was way too easy to get into his head.

“Relax a little. I’m only teasing you, Kal.”

[𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙅 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙩 - 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 @MANOFTOM0RROW]

Quirks a quizzical eyebrow.

“Where is this hostility coming from? Assuming things about other people isn’t nice.”

Now he’s giving her a furrowed look.

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ That furrowed look on your face tells a different tale. “

[𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙅 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙩 - ���𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 @MANOFTOM0RROW]

“This isn’t about me. I’m just here to have good time with you two. I don’t see what’s so bad about that?”

Shrugs.

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“. . . Kittens? “

[𝘾𝙔𝘽◉𝙍𝙂 ´ˎ˗ @BionicVictory]

So there's a lot....of kittens...

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ And yet it is you whose become the third wheel. “

A smirk.

[𝘾𝙡𝙖𝙧𝙠 𝙅 𝙆𝙚𝙣𝙩 - 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 @MANOFTOM0RROW]

“What do you mean?

All 3 of them are on the same date.

[Diana of Themyscira @ofThemysciraa]

“ Because man’s heart can be darker than any taint to exist. Keep your wits about you always, Kal. “

[Superman (H) @OfHopeAndTerror]

Why is it always so hard to trust anyone?