ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ

„I'm sorry- You got frisky with her?”
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๑۞๑,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۩Science, literature and oxfords are the true essence of life.๑۩ ,¸¸,ø¤º°`°๑۞๑

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

Bartholomew {Barry please} Henry Allen

“I'm wearing wingtips here. They, um, don't have much tread.”

〰Earth-2 Central City
🌐SCIENCE! Everything is SCIENCE!🌐
〰Happily married and work as a CSI‼
〰Bow ties look good with everything!
#FlashRP #Literate #Arrowverse
Rt? ↪❤

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@smoakstech “Negative. I haven't been anywhere all day besides Donkin donuts for my morning coffee and danish.” He's positive.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@smoakstech
“Pardon me, ma'am? Might you have an unused handkerchief on you? I scuffed my wingtips.”

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@smoakstech // Have no fear tis I am here!

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

You're all still plebeians. Hmph!

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@ThereWasABeat hmph. plebeian.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@voltaicheroics I've been told she loves me so we shall see.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

Best Barry in the multiverse right here, just in case you needed to know.
Bye.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@voltaicheroics No I'm not sure. I'm broke. I can borrow some money from Iris.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@voltaicheroics Wait, are you serious? You really think so!? I want to buy you something.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@voltaicheroics You must be mistaken. It's ok. I'll forgive you for your incompetent mind.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

Not to be repugnant or traumatize any person but
I still think you're all plebians.
There I said it

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

Let me go find someone to dig your grave.

[𝐵𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛 @frightenedcsi]

My wife killed me

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

You're Barry Allen! Very much alive.

[𝐵𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝐴𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛 @frightenedcsi]

How do I alive myself.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@tenderlyrough It's okay, dear. I don't expect them to understand. The simple have simpler noggins. These are reasonable facts.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@tenderlyrough is such an admirable person. She understands me, unlike everybody else with their diminutive minds.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@tenderlyrough I would if I saw them now, but not yet. Never met that strange nincompoop in my life!

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

Stares in a traumatized, still stance. All the heat in him starts climbing upto his head. He perspires intensely. Now he feels faint.
He has passed out on the floor.

[𝐌𝐀𝐈𝐋 𝐉𝐄𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐒. @EleetSpeak]

Sensually removes his striped sweatshirt in front of @OfUberNerdiness only to reveal that he is, in fact, merely thousands of bees masquerading as a person.

[ᴮᴬᴿᵀᴴᴼᴸᴼᴹᴱᵂ ᴺᴱᴿᴰᶻᴵᴸᴸᴬ ᴬᴸᴸᴱᴺ @OfUberNerdiness]

@EleetSpeak @LlGHTNlNGROD Because I think you're more civilized than that. Grown men don't just randomly beat up another without cause. Unless- you're on Zoom's side.