Jake

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

Why sleep when you can stay awake all night filled with anxiety about all of your poor choices in life?

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

@m_ax3 Onions are actually the absolute worst thing on the planet. World peace could be achieved if people would stop eating onions.

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

@adamdirks Nah, just a cheap pile. I would’ve given them the beer if they would’ve asked. Now I have to find another cheap cooler so another prick can steal it

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

To whoever stole my cooler full of beer out of the bed of my pickup last night, ya mom’s a hoe.

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

@pattersonKS Nah I'm good

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

It's fun being bad and doing hood rat shit with my friends

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

My kids I'm not having better expect a firm throat chop if they get caught listening to this new age pop country bull shit.

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

@emilyengland95 You already know

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

I'm not trying to live forever, I'm just trying to have fun while I'm here.

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

Realizing I'm actually in a relationship. https://t.co/P9RpqINejE

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

This whiskey tastes like I'm going to hate myself tomorrow morning.

[bobby @bobby]

this guy fuckin rules. good lord.

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

H23BD MACY! Sorry I'm a day late, I forgot to tweet about it as usual.

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

@macy_axline I forgot to tweet about it, but it's too legit to quit.

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

@macy_axline @cecilpmecil @elliott2293 @cydick93 I could do without the onion soup

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

Was @PeopleofWalmart started in Vinita, Oklahoma?? This place is a shit hole

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

HBD Gayj. Annual Lake trip in 1 month.

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

@macy_axline We'll get it one of these days

[Jake @OG_BillyBob]

@Bradenfh8 Wish I could RT this