Papa Bear

athletic, adventerous and slightly perverted with an entreprenurial spirit looking for laughs and good times. Just try to offend me. #KCCO

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

I like Taco Bell because when they fuck up my order I get bonus food! #WinningBitches!

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

@WakeUp_Skittles @C_and_H @Calvinn_Hobbes upper body everyday!

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

People who tell me there is Dr Pepper and I open the cooler to find Dr Thunder are the reason I have trust issues.

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

GIFs in the 'Best Photos of the Week' gallery is why I have trust issues

#KCCO

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

Welcome to the city pool where fun is prohibited

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

Say it with me now, 'penis, penis, penis, vagina, vagina, vagina'

C'mon y'all, say it.

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

Crazy kids wanna swim in the rain...bring it on!

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

@Sugar_Sass do you think you could identify a genital wart?

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

Sex should be an exciting adventure... not a scene from a horror film

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

*insert random sexual innuendo*

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

@WakeUp_Skittles

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

@WakeUp_Skittles @WoWFactz your mom said there are no stupid questions.

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

Bad decisions is the fuel to my destruction.

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

@KatieKatCubs well, I brought beer...wanna barter?

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Keep this in mind today

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

@VanillaMILF are you going to share?

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

I measure success based on how far they run and how loud they scream.

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

8 y/o logic: gummy worms make you not have to pee as bad cuz they're awesome

[Papa Bear @OG_Chiver]

Sorry it's so tight

- No woman ever