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@KymriskaDraken @reformexposed About £5m should cover it... No Show Nigel can front the money.

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@TRAFFICINFO123 By the way, this post was nonsense, it was a fuel spillage

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@TRAFFICINFO123 Currently sat stationary for the last 20 minutes. Why are people so fucking useless at driving this stretch of road?

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@playpal001 @disclosetv You bet your fucking life he is

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@spacegoods_co are your chips dishwasher safe? Can't see any info about them on the website...

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@elonmusk Or, and this is just a suggestion here, you could just drink from a cup like a fucking adult???

Also, what a shit way of running a government. Can't get anything decided through the normal system so just executive orders everything haha

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Watching the #Masters #Snooker on @BBCSport have they set up the microphone next to the air con or something? Sound quality is awful!

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@BraintreeDC can anyone get me an answer regarding my building control application from May?!? I've been emailing for months with no response, then calling daily with no real progress, now the external company appointed hasn't delivered on time? Now on hold over 20 mins!

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#anticlockwise on the #m25 currently at a standstill between a127 and a12

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#Crash on the #A12 northbound between Boreham and Hatfield Peverell. Road closed. 3 car pile up in the RH lane. Avoid if possible. #Essex

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@jimseven have you reviewed this at all?

Bialetti Mini Express Induction Coffee Maker, Aluminium, Black, 2 Cups https://t.co/Yk0sRnBoae

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@NaomiJChambers @thetimes Technically yes, but how insensitive of you

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@Lovethedawgs1 @ranghad_ @crazyclipsonly Yes, because Trump is notoriously faithful in his marriages...
You fucking clown.

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@3ChordRock @supertanskiii Could be worse, we've got Priti...

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@StanCollymore Walker poor. Foden doesn't turn up. No idea what Gordon has done wrong. Ivan Toney an instant impact.
Need changes to the starting line up. Waiting for 94th minute to make a sub whilst losing is criminal - he was giving Toney a consolation cap, wasn't aiming for the win.

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@England @HKane Here are a few words you can use:
"Here is your P45, Gareth"
#ENG

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Foden subbed off and we score, then Ivan Toney provides the assist for the second goal. Foden has done nothing in an England shirt. Can only perform with the city squad around him. Drop him. #ENGvSLO

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@ianw1959 They're not booing Toney, they're booing Southgate making a 94th minute sub because he's fucking clueless

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Get Walker subbed off, shocking performance so far #ENGvSLO

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@Essex_Travel Why close the bridge in the first place? Close 1 lane if necessary but the whole thing?!? Ridiculous.