KitchenQuotes

What happens in BOH, stays in BOH. Tag us in your best kitchen / staff comments!

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Chef: *juggling onions*
Guy: "Why did you learn to juggle again?"
Chef: "For a long time..I worked in a restaurant slower than this."

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Coming soon to a Trader José's near you....
#kitchenTape

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"Back in the day, when you were rich, you bathed in milk water." #shitServersSay

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What the end of the week does.

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"We specialize in mother****s" -US Foods Guy #kitchenQuotes

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"Getting a 'Lyft' is like getting your hair cut at Fantastic Sams." #chefComments

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"If this is Full House, I'm Danny Tanner." #chefComment #kitchenQuotes

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"It's not you...it's the Corn Flakes.."
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"Meow Mix is a designer drug." #staffComments #kitchenQuotes

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Server:"What are the specials?"
Sous Chef:"Ask Chef"
Chef:"F*** everybody"
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Heard, Tomato Quinoa in the house....#kitchenTape #staffComments

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Update on Chef's Arugula situation... #kitchenTape #chefComments #kitchenQuotes

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"I stay up like a freshman on Adderall" #chefComments #OGkitchenQuotes #staffComments

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Heard, Chef.. #kitchenQuotes #OGKitchenQuotes #chefComments

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"I got this buddy that comes to my house and is like, 'You see that airhead I dropped??', dude is a fiend for those.." #kitchenquotes

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**(Dish guy comes in to cover other dish guy)
"I've heard whispers about how Sunday brunch gets..." #kitchenQuotes #staffComments

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"You kicked a dude's coke off the table? That's like kicking a child!"
Person 2: "I'm more okay with you kicking a child." #kitchenQuotes

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"There's a couple out there, talkin' about their life savings n' shit.." #kitchenQuotes #staffComments

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"Had a dream last night that I was wearing a suit, don't know where I was going...probably here." #chefComments

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"You know what women call strange? Celebrity guest DJ" -Chef Anon