OGMoses

G-d wouldn't let me into the land of milk and honey, so I took refuge in the land of blunts and fine honeys, ya heard!

[OGMoses @OGMoses1]

@PFTCommenter Agreed. Rotor craft have no business operating in a kinetic NFL divisonal playoff theatre. Fixed-wing only. Bad juju for the Chiefs.

[OGMoses @OGMoses1]

The terrible streaming quality of #TNF on @Amazon prime reflects badly on you @NFL. A pox on both your houses!

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Fentanyl machine go BURRRRR!!!

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@LastWeekTonight Unpin this old ass shit!! Annoying AF!

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@stoolpresidente why you glazing that dirty skank-ass Alberta tar sands oil when you should be fuckin with that good light sweet crude from the USA? #letsgodallas Permian > Tar Sands

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Meteor or Satellite reentry? OR SOMETHING ELSE?? Over the skies of Northern California. #UFO #UAP

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For-profit Christians beating the non-profit Christians, you hate to see it. #GCU #SaintMarys #MarchMadness

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When your coach thought he was Em but turned out to be Cheddar Bob #DanCampbell

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Washington Huskies logo as a human being. WTF’s up with that asymmetrical-ass W? #CFPChampionship

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When Miami wins this game, will y’all admit the truth then? #DenverAirport #618

[OGMoses @OGMoses1]

THIS NBA FINALS MATCH-UP GIVES THEM THE EXCUSE THEY NEEDED TO ALL BE AT THE DENVER AIRPORT UNDERGROUND BUNKER AT THE SAME TIME!

BEWARE GAME 7 ON JUNE 18 (6x3)

#Illuminati #NewWorldOrder #DIA #NBAFinals @MacrodosingPod @PFTCommenter @ArianFoster @Billyhottakes

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Goy story 2: Andy's Botched Bris @midnight #ruinakidsmovie

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Goy Story #ruinakidsmovie @midnight

[OGMoses @OGMoses1]

"Floppy bird" was named after the most popular play in soccer #fakeworldcupfacts @midnight

[John Hanley @JikMunley]

Hey #Sochi Policemen, looking to solve a child rape cold case? Try starting with the guy that says "Ready" in the Speed Skating competitions

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We hebrews would be good at curling, the stones used to build the pyramids were a lot heavier. #JustSaying #Sochi2014 #curling

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That was THE textbook case of fan interference! No surprise, @Athletics getting jobbed once again.

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Who dares unfollow OGMoses? I'll kill your first born @MikeTyson

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Worst season of #Bachlorette... ever! So sayeth Moses.

[OGMoses @OGMoses1]

Watchin' #theBachlorette with Mrs. Moses, STRAIGHT GANGSTA AS FUCK!