Natalie Cerone

Writer by day. Standup comedian, existentialist, savagely sarcastic, and forever trying to not make it weird but always inevitably making it weird by night.

[Natalie Cerone @OGNattyLight]

POV you just pitched the idea of bringing Travis onstage in London dressed like Mr. Peanut to Taylor Swift—
Taylor (under her breath): This is going to ruin the tour
Trav: You mean the world tour? Lmao hold my beer babygirl

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Philly fans are so stupid they started breaking stuff thinking the ball went through https://t.co/L4ojiav0K7

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Even I have to laugh 😂 SEC kickers am I rite?

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Tbh the most unrealistic part of #BirdBox was how long Sandra Bullock's hair grew in 5 years.

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Dead

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Peter Kavinsky is the modern day Troy Bolton we didn't even know we needed #TATBILB

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Only in Atlanta....Deals on booze, food to celebrate I-85 reopening https://t.co/UegJgwe3Yk via @11AliveNews

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How do you keep cool during record setting Coachella temps? With a @CupcakeVineyard poptail of… https://t.co/JwpPYrB8oK

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Current status: In a relationship with plantain chips and hummus (sorry @talldarkandkarl 😬)

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

📈'Volunteer' means “someone who does something without being forced to do it.” https://t.co/qNAcMyplhZ

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Flying @united is basically a real life version of The Hunger Games, without anyone volunteering as tribute. #oddsareneverinyourfavor

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Company emails about social events go to my clutter folder every single time. Microsoft Outlook, the newest AA sponsor.

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NUMBER 8 PEOPLE....NUMBER 8 #werenotyelling #werejusttalking https://t.co/ORPsgIcbiu

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Watched Moonlight last night. Worthy of the hype (and the Academy Award) 💯 #imnotcryingyourecrying

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80 degree temps in February loosely translates to I've never been happier one piece swimsuits are considered fashionable again

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In conclusion, Beyonce pulled out of Coachella because Jay-Z didn't pull out of Beyonce

[Natalie Cerone @OGNattyLight]

Mumm's the word #veuveover #getoutmoet #champagnecrawl #epernay #reims @ Avenue de Champagne https://t.co/nlGAMdwWAa