Me: sees roadkill on the side of the road
Me out loud, to an empty car: OPE bet he doesn’t have the GUTS to do that again
Nobody:
Me to me: laughs uncontrollably
This was the greatest WBC ever played. From start to finish. The stories were incredible, right down to the Hollywood ending where Shohei Ohtani struck out Mike Trout in the 9th inning of a one-run game to win the title. Absolutely amazing. The game of baseball put on a SHOW.
Honor, Tradition, and Patriotism🇺🇸! The calm before the thunderous storm of Baseball! Our National Anthem auditions are Saturday, March 4 from 10am-12pm! https://t.co/KHhg94diNU
When your All-American Pitcher and one of many favs sends you a video out of the blue……
Take me back! Thanks for thinking of me, @OGoodale I miss you!
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I've been crunching the numbers all morning. The team whose player steals a base to win America free tacos has gone on to win the World Series 80% of the time. Kyle Schwarber stole the taco base for the Phillies this World Series.