Ryan Murphy

I make musical noises

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

“In King Of The Hill, I played a character named Dusty Hill who plays in a rock band called ZZ Top. I kind of already had the role down, so to speak.” - Dusty Hill

[Ryan Murphy @OGRyanMurphy]

@missioncasillas @ThatEricAlper Rock Got The Forgotten is great as well off the same album. Love David And David

[K ❤️ @misskaren1981]

36 years ago today sgt Al Powell investigated a prank call and ended up saving countless lives at Nakatomi Plaza

[Ryan Murphy @OGRyanMurphy]

If I just tweet not does it summon the swarm

[Ryan Murphy @OGRyanMurphy]

I am in the sky

[Ryan Murphy @OGRyanMurphy]

You ever look at a car and you can just tell it was built for 5'6"

[Ryan Murphy @OGRyanMurphy]

He'll ask me if I've seen The Godfather and I'm like "No, but I HAVE seen Ice Spiders"

[Ryan Murphy @OGRyanMurphy]

Friend of mine at work is a huge movie buff so sometimes I'll bother him by asking if he's seen some SciFi original I watched in high school

[Ryan Murphy @OGRyanMurphy]

@campyalien @soongtypevulcan #Boimchella

[Amanda Hu @amandalhu]

“People wear masks to hide their identity.” Firstly, this is their right. Secondly, wearing it just to hide your identity isn’t effective. I am now an automatic regular at any store I’ve been to more than twice because I’m “the mask lady”. It’s my identifiable characteristic

[Eli McCann @EliMcCann]

I don't know why you people all say being a parent is hard. I've been a parent for 12 hours and it's been super easy. I can't imagine this will change when we leave the hospital and robust support team of energetic professionals who bring us whatever we need.

[U.S. Department of Labor @USDOL]

This is your reminder to hydrate when working in the heat. You're welcome.