Foul-Mouthed Thistleclaw

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[Foul-Mouthed Thistleclaw @OGThistleclaw]

Me when others whine about how awful I am

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The writers and publishers are damn weak. Where is a book from MY perspective? 🙄

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I think Mapleshade and I are the only ones still abiding by the "we're in hell so fuck your good will" rule. The rest of the Dark Forest members are a bunch of wussy Starclan ass-kissers.

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Eat shit, twitter. You're telling me, THISTLECLAW, to think before I speak? This is TAME compared to what I would like to say.

I call myself "foul-mouth" for a reason. Get off of my fucking tail.

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@Ospreytheidiot My name is badass. Your friend is a moron. 🙄

That name ain't even accurate. She doesn't *have* that anatomy. She's a female. 😒

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@Ospreytheidiot Why tf the little shit saying he's gonna kill my wife?!

I'm going to punt this little sucker into next week

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I love how dead everything is on here.

Really does feel like the dark forest.

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@Rusttail You got the "but worse" part right. LOL

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@shadowsight_ Endless, quiet voids are the pinnacle of coolness.

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@Ospreytheidiot You're annoyed with your little cretin, so now you're trying to dump him off on me? 😒

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If Ashfur would have consulted me more during his little charade he could have succeeded. Instead he made his dumb puppets and notified me of the plan LAST FUCKING MINUTE

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You loons are so mad about Starclan's decision to toss Frecklewishywashy into the Dark Forest. You're just now realizing how fucking stupid Starclan's decisions are? This is why I've hated these MFs for years.

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These little carrots started following me. What the fuck.

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What a badass lil rat

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I also might have taken a LARGE bite out of it before giving it to her.

Maybe that's why she didn't laugh.

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I gave this to Spottedleaf in an attempt to apologize once, but she didn't laugh. I then realized she should have been the one giving tbe cake to me because who doesn't find this funny? A dumb bitch. That's who.

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I have made a FUCKING typo. Piss ass shit fuck why can I not have anything nice in my life?

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This would be me if the pancakes were chicken nuggies

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I'd be a hot anime man.

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I just want some chicken