OBODO

The night is young, there'd be plenty of killing to do.

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Only the man who is prepared to lose it all is equipped for victory.

[OBODO @ogZelo]

In my next life, I hope I'm better at math for the sciences and healthier for the military.

[The Crusader @Armylucifer001]

These are 🇳🇬 Soldiers after a hectic operation 😳

Today was extremely stressful

[Plato's Cousin @TadyJerry]

I've never been against men learning the hard way. Seems to be the best way for men to learn.

[OBODO @ogZelo]

I'd rather have this than have a bunch people lost in grief on my day.

Na una sabi mourn pass. Stop the performative bs

[OBODO @ogZelo]

The topic of drinking and eating at funerals is a non issue for me.
My own people ndi Igbo-Eze don't postpone drinking till the funeral. The drinking starts the moment men converge after news breaks.

If anything, it suppresses the gloominess surrounding death.

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Na still our so called leaders go dey push to scrap state of origin the other time. There is zero sense of being conservative.

Ndi okacha mara. FOOLS

[OBODO @ogZelo]

We can chant a Nigerian is a Nigerian regardless of where you're from all we like but the Obi of Onitsha, a traditional ruler, chose to celebrate his birthday in Lagos leaves a bad taste.

Na supposedly little things like this dey make pigs get mouth rub us potty.

[YOBAMS. @djyobams]

Reminds me of this Bill Burr clip 😭😂

You can’t even say hi to kids anymore especially if you’re a jovial person that likes playing w them.

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Idc what anyone says about wealthy entrepreneurs from nepo families. These people know their numbers and it's an indicator of them being 10 toes in their businesses.

Anyhow you wan take eye look am, no be beans

[323 @Ggod323]

Maybe I deserve this hell

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Mehn Pascal is such a fool.

[Nze @nzemmili]

We cannot grow Southeast through Ịgba Boyi, so enough of these nonsense talk.

That shit is low key modern day slavery, but cos it's glamorised, we pretend it's not. You don't need to tell me much, I grew up with ụmụ Boyi around me.

[OBODO @ogZelo]

The surprise people have when they figure out Drake is the bad boy Future thinks he is.

I personally never understood the hype behind Future.

[OBODO @ogZelo]

This feigning of disgust to a location HUMANS reside in worse pass for Lagos people hand. Fucking retarded animals

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Regardless of what anybody might have done to you throwing jabs at their accent only tells me you're an idiot.

What is it Nigerians mehn. These set of people are in the same group chat with those quick to call people razz

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Got talking with this girl at MM1 a month ago and her reaction to me residing in Ilorin was 'eww'.

See ehn many of una be legit idiots

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Mehn Pascal na very mumu man. Such a fool

[OBODO @ogZelo]

In my next life I'm coming with a 98% health stat and joining the military. A life of expression, legality and a free pass on the frontline is a dream I'd die for

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Why is my twitter looking weird

[OBODO @ogZelo]

The 2% left should count themselves relatively lucky. Your mates no dey see toto knack without wetting ground financially. I don't have a problem with prostitution, infact, I am for prostitution but do it with your full chest. Is this too much to ask ?

[OBODO @ogZelo]

Again, 98% of Nigerian men are having affairs with undercover prostitutes. No be till dog bark we go call am dog