O Henry

“I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow. I feel my fate in what I cannot fear. I learn by going where I have to go.” ~ Theodore Roethke in Words for the Wind

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@marcmaron I request some wisdom aged one. Do you think @TheComedyStore would be what it was if Mitzi and Sammy didn’t split? #rip #comedydaddy

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‘The history of men's opposition to women's emancipation is more interesting perhaps than the story of that emancipation itself.’ ~ Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own #saturdaymorningbookquotes #whatshesaid #hardtofindthehumor #oldsticksinthemud #theirwivesbeenonasexstrike

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@kirkfox But have you ever thought about bringing that empty car seat on stage with you and not explaining it?

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Anyone else realize that if all goes well and we can keep relatively calm, hopefully everyone will keep their vision 2020 in 2020? #CCR #punny #politicalcomedy

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‘Yet do not miss the moral, my good men.
For Saint Paul says that all that’s written well
Is written down some useful truth to tell.
Then take the wheat and let the chaff lie still.’
- Geoffrey Chaucer, The Canterbury Tales #saturdaymorningbookquotes #whathesaid #digitaldarkages

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Life, a simple combination of four letters which represents the most complex notion we will never fully understand, is a funny thing. For the past 3 years, we as a nation, have been ‘living’ purley through reaction. No planning. Just falling into more organized people’s plans...

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Which do you think people have been rolling up longer? Foods or drugs? #threadthis #TlazohcamatiCencatlazohcamatiAztecs #HappyCincoDeMayo #lookingforaeaglewithasnake #liketheprophecyfortold

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‘Hell is truth seen too late.’ ~ Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan #whathesaid #saturdaymorningbookquotes #nevertoolate #neversaynever #neweraalert @ #aftertruth #postpostmodern

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Reminiscent of a time before Google or #shazam when no matter who you were, where you was, or how much money you had, as long as you had a radio, phone, and music fax you could snag concert tickets. #ballingonabudget #streamingcoachellaagain #on11 #eastereggshroomhunt #freewater

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‘This left me alone to solve the coffee problem - a sort of catch-22, as in order to think straight I need caffeine, and in order to make that happen I need to think straight.’ ~ David Sedaris, When You Are Engulfed in Flames #saturdaymorningbookquotes #whathesaid #postmatescafe

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I was at a poetry reading before this, where the poet informed us that it was #NationalPoetryMonth I asked “Why April? Is it because its spring?” He seemed upset. I think it was because he was Australian. #sorrymate #oioioi Take Away the Pain https://t.co/fQboqnAVJd via @YouTube

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@newmindfulnesss Drip drip drop here comes an eargasm

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‘“[Artists] do two things. First, they admit they can’t straighten out the whole universe. And the second, they make at least one little part of it exactly as it should be. A blob of clay, a square of canvas, a piece of paper, or whatever.”’ Vonnegut #saturdaymorningbookquotes

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Elders will always claim, rightfully so, that the world always seems on the brink of collapse. I concur. BUT. If humanity is to continue, #letshope our generation will be the only one that survived at a time when corporations had more rights than some PEOPLE. #tunein #turnup

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@newmindfulnesss Don’t wait. Release it. Good music is only going to make things better, for everyone. Plus I want to listen tbh

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‘Never be bored, and you will never be boring.’ ~ Eleanor Roosevelt, You Learn by Living #whatshesaid #saturdaymorningbookquotes #sleepinginisbetterthansex #thenorthan #notanexpert #missE #numberonenumbertwo #greatwomenmakemengreat

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England averts disaster! For now. Brexit was pushed back a smidgen, giving me more time to buy up some stocks in UK toilet paper and fans, cause its gonna be a SHIT SHOW! I need to move to New Zealand. This is out of control. #takingaboat #godsavethequeen #bohemianwrapsforfree

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Slayer should cover Solange’s Sound of Rain and let everyone know what time it is. #timeless #meldingminds #tidalwaves

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I know it’s still early in the year, and it may be too soon to say, but I feel like the Grammy for Song of the Year will definitely be going to Weezer’s No Scrubs! #classictwotimesover #riplefteye #bringbackmixtapes #thanksalotstreamingservices #meatkaraoke

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‘No tree, it is said, can grow to heaven unless its roots reach down to hell.’ ~ Carl Jung #whathesaid #saturdaymorningbookquotes #donotforgettheforestforthetree #passthetree