Bootsy 🇺🇸

Full-time smartass, former Navy, always gay, mostly conservative.

Older than I look, younger than I feel. Let's go Brandon!

[Bootsy 🇺🇸 @OhBootsy]

@biccyboy You are correct. How embarrassing

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@nypost And where the hell was Joy?

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@JackDakota3 Those loud IBM Selectric typewriters were quite something.

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@collinwood_j Fortunately it doesn't happen often

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Kanye West allegedly spreading unfounded rumors Pete Davidson is gay, has AIDS https://t.co/fEI8RDS4U3

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@JonathonSnyder @AccuracyInMedia He used to play piano for Bette Midler at NYC bathhouses.

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@guypbenson Can we appoint Hillary and be done with her?

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@GayToad2 Hairless ass

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@NoLeftTurns

[Brian Stelter @brianstelter]

Calling a journalist a "son of a bitch?" It was wrong when Trump was just a candidate, and it's even worse now that he's POTUS... https://t.co/lbWudjumJh

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@Sconaboy1 Save some ladies for the rest of us, tiger.

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I haven't eaten an actual meal since Christmas.

Side effects from COVID and lack of desire to eat.

Betting that I look amazing!

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@MarioAlbertoxy @MattMattmarr I honestly couldn't care

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I had a dream that the news this morning was that Biden slipped and injured himself.

That said, I would never wish harm to any elected official. I'm not a liberal.

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@sarcasticGenX It either has not enough water or received too much water.

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@MayBeHunterF

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Reveal yourself with your signature scent from high school.

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@coffee_anytime

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@Sconaboy1 Meanwhile, I could change a tire by age 10 and many 20 years old's today cannot do the same.