Sam Ward

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@ByrneAlec Would you like to hear a joke? YES or NO

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@nicktaylor01 I shit my pants the other day. Which is funny, because I don't remember eating them.

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@Cliff_Adam99 Doctor in lab coat peers into microscope. "Good Lord!" he says. "His burrito levels are off the charts!" - from my autopsy

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@ByrneAlec I'm glad you spent $80 on makeup to look like a $5 whore. Well done

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@SamWard68095832 Would you like to hear a joke? YES or NO

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@SamWard68095832 What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe? Mitosis

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@SamWard68095832 Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.

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@SamWard68095832 What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? Damn!

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@SamWard68095832 What is the most common comment on Reddit? OPs mother.

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@SamWard68095832 Good morning people.....I woke up feeling myself this morning....wait that doesn't sound right. What I meant is I woke up feeling confidant

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@SamWard68095832 @CeceShepherd Would you like to hear a joke? YES or NO

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@SamWard68095832 @CeceShepherd Grrr why is it so hard to get a qsn stick in the right way! Dammit I mean a usb stick.

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@SamWard68095832 Did you hear about the black guy that jumped off of the Empire State Building Black lives splatter