Darwin Watterson

What does a warrior need for a good warmup? Mittens and a scarf?

[#AmazingWorldOfGumball.]

[Darwin Watterson @OhDarwin]

Marry someone who has a different favourite cereal than you so they don’t eat all of yours!

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For one hundred and fifty days. I feel like Sleeping Beauty only I didn’t take time for naps!

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I got distracted looking in the mirror at my ★·.·ρεяғεcт sкιη·.·★.

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Uh oh!

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I wish Gumball would stop forwarding me chain mail. It's 2013. I have no need for this magnificently crafted armour.

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EVERYTHING IS VERY FAST AND I AM VERY AFRAID.

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I DON’T KNOW HOW TO TAKE OFF THE ROLLERSKATES GUMBALL LENT ME.

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Drug dealer? Naw, man, hug dealer! C’mere.

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I heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow!

[Anais Watterson @ClearlyAnais]

…There is a good possibility of conducting a research on this, now that I think about it.

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But then again, I don't get him most of the time.

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I don't understand how my brother can't get the equation '2+2' without hyperventilating, sometimes.

[Darwin Watterson @OhDarwin]

.@piercethekween Hey! You know what? You know what? You're super cool!

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Snakes are just angry ropes.

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I'm pretty bummed that NASA is monitoring 75% of our internet traffic but still hasn't responded to my Candy Crush request.

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Stickers are so much pressure! You can't unstick a sticker, and that's way too much for me to handle!

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Having fun isn't hard when you have a library card!

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I love ordering things from online! It's like someone sent you a present, only you sent yourself that present.

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I’m the friend who chooses Rainbow Road.

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Nothing spoils fun like finding out it builds character!