Overheard During D&D

MATURE CONTENT. Did someone say something funny during your game session? Use hash tag #OHDuringDND for a RT.

[halfminotaurfarmer @john_errwin]

"What do we know of halfling trials?"

"...They're short?"

@OHDuringDND #dnd5e #rpg

[nothing @robruss]

@OHDuringDND DM(me) to PC sacrificing himself lighting puddle of grease he's in to kill enemies: say anything badass? PC: "FRIENDS FOREVER!"

[halfminotaurfarmer @john_errwin]

Sorcerer: Shoot first. Then ask questions.
Rogue: No. Shoot first. Ask questions while shooting.
#dnd #rpg @OHDuringDND

[halfminotaurfarmer @john_errwin]

"Gavril, Nina, and Lizardface. No one here likes to tell their real names."
"That IS his real name. Lizardface."
@OHDuringDND #dnd #5e #rpg

[Kraken Games @KrakenGamesInfo]

4 days left to back this wacky, worker-placement #boardgame Asking for Trobils!
http://t.co/uVGU69PbGb

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

You are free to choose one of the tentacles. But if one of the tentacles chooses YOU -- it's game over

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

"It smells like dragon in here."
"What? What does dragon smell like?"
"Like dragon shit. Duh!"
#ohduringdnd

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

"So you solution to any problem is 'burn it'?"
"Yes!"
"... And your alignment is?"
"... Lawful ... Good ...?"
#ohduringdnd

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

@wilw Any plans for a game of Cosmic Encounter for Tabletop Season 3?

[halfminotaurfarmer @john_errwin]

DM: You need to swim. Who's trained in Athletics?
Fighter: I am
Barbarian: I am
Bard: I am
Druid: I can turn into a fish
@OHDuringDND #dnd

[halfminotaurfarmer @john_errwin]

Fighter: I suggest we use lye against black dragon's acid.
Wizard: That depends on the acid's PH level @OHDuringDND #dnd #rpg

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

I just backed Realm of Heroes on @Kickstarter https://t.co/Jhi8R3biAu

[Jason Anarchy - Game Design Man @DrinkingQuest]

I'm obsessed with the name Chad, it has this incredible casual aura around it... There's always a party when there's a Chad

[Mildred @mgcady]

@OHDuringDND Me: My 20 Intelligence cannot logic out a diplomacy check. (7 PCs, no Charisma score above 10.)

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

@lcowlidocaine LOVE ADVENTURE TIME

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

Definitely scored a room at Gen Con with skywalk access to the convention center and free wifi. Pretty stoked for our first ever Gen Con!

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

"Wait! He's not a beholder lich -- he's just a blind asshole!" #ohduringdnd

[Nel @nel_avhsi]

@OHDuringDND "No Peren, you can't put our Kobold knight in the bag of holding."

[Mildred @mgcady]

@OHDuringDND "The blind wizard in the silence is trying to escape the grapple…"

[Overheard During D&D @OHDuringDND]

"Why does your friend keep jumping into the water and turning into a manta ray?"
"He's been waiting a LONG time to use that magic cloak."