EmPye

Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle.🌻

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

Actually me

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

@collinsryan34 Lololol can’t help but laugh bc so true

[SassyWineQueen @SassyWineQueen]

I wouldn’t do anything for a Klondike bar but I’d do some pretty shady stuff for a margarita & good tacos

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

Eight months later... I’m only back on here for the @GameOfThrones memes and cute pup tweets. Carry on.🤸🏼‍♀️

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

I don’t understand how children and dogs being left and locked in hot cars is a thing... like how can someone be such an idiot to just forget about (or simply neglect) their babies like that??

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

Y’all, being ADD and trying to listen to your favorite music is the worst. I legit have to start a song over like 7 times because I forget to even listen 🤦🏼‍♀️

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

CAN I GET AN AMEN

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

Demi Lovato’s song “Sober” will straight give you chills.

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

Currently bar hopping in the Atlanta airport.

First stop: Soup

Second stop: French fries

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

@brandonlyons15 AYYY MaryKate and Ashley started this trend with sodas on Holiday in the Sun!!!! #LongLiveMK&A 🙌🏽👯‍♀️

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

What’s it like to not be tired because I can’t remember

[Jake @JMRogers14]

Shania Twain slaps. I don’t care who you are. If you can’t get hype when one of her songs comes on in the car, then we can’t be friends.

[Deb, M.A. 🌺 @flashydeb]

Attention Russian Hackers:

Please delete our student loans since y’all wanna meddle in everything.

[ashley🌞 @ashmschaef]

my bf didn’t post a pic of me for national girlfriend day Alexa play fake love by drake

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I will be the first to admit i’ve done things in my life I am not proud of but at least I’ve never been to seaworld yikes

[sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo]

SERIOUSLY BE NICE TO YOUR ANIMALS BECAUSE THEY LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DESERVE AND MORE THAN ANY HUMAN EVER WILL

[EmPye @OhEmillyyy]

“Not everything that counts can be counted; not everything that can be counted really counts.” - Einstein

[Taylor Hawthorne @espnhawthorne7]

A female with an empty stomach