Not that Dave again ....

Sarcastic, ranty, funny hopefully and wanting to be loved and noticed, so tell your friends!!

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

@thegracelily Link please

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

Was probably my ex girlfriend, she has no morals

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

Day 1 of 2022 1/10 would not recommend!

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

Just burned myself on spaghetti fucking hoops. Thats how my day is going

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

Fuckers! I want @McDonalds plastic straws back since noone gives a shit about the world any more. I give a shit about my milkshake!

[Bruce Devlin @BruceDevlin]

This has amused me 😂

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

@lynx I know right! Want me as your ambassador? 😂😂

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

December up until Christmas smells of mulled wine and cinnamon. After the 25th it smells of @lynx Africa

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

So bloody true, actions and words!

[A ✨ @AngelictheVirgo]

I never wanted a perfect relationship , I just want somebody to try hard as I do.

[Emma Dolan @JustMissEmma]

I can’t stop watching this! 👀

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

Amen to that!

[💋 @the0nlydee__]

Never faked my love for a single soul that's why I take betrayal personal.

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

Also, snapped a string on my guitar trying to tune it for iris by @googoodolls..... @amazon are gonna bail me out now..... Need to see if there's a way without tuning the guitar to depths of awkward tension not even me and my ex wife have when now in a room together

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

Anyone elses tumble dryer like their missus? Takes ages to dry once you start it going? 3 hours now! I can't afford that much electric!

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

@rickygervais still chance to be my first follower..... Noone else follows me...... Wtf is with that? Noone like a good rant any more?

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

@impurfectly_bre @OneDimple1Smile Man it sucks right??

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

How many people are sat now disappointed with their Christmas presents because their partner is a twat and doesn't know you at all? Glad I am single this year!

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

@JeffTutorials Why doesn't he then? Mean id rather people complained and I'd done that so slept well.....

[Not that Dave again .... @ohhappyDave]

@mrdanwalker Been round, in the outside bin and tidied up