Evette

personal account.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

Question my intelligence again and I’ll make an example of you.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

My rbf, lethal.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

The veil is thiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnn you guys.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

Nothing like an idle hospital stay to make you clean out your photos folder.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

This whole starting from the bottom shit ain’t for the weak 🫩

[Evette @OhhEvette]

Tell me why the Dentist’s office is playing an EDC setlist at 9am 🫩

[Evette @OhhEvette]

My husband just bribed me with a shopping trip to an out of town tjmaxx and damnnn he knows me so well.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

I refuse to apologize for how I preserve my peace 🤍

[Evette @OhhEvette]

The Jesus to Crunchy pipeline needs to be studied 😗

[Evette @OhhEvette]

I may have bitten off more than I could chew and I overbooked myself 😅 but I know I’ll deliver so I just gotta ride it out 😬

[Evette @OhhEvette]

Bro fuck Airbnb fr fr

[Evette @OhhEvette]

This is what I get for being fucking nice.

[𝔟𝔯𝔲𝔧𝔞 𝔫𝔢𝔤𝔯𝔞 @labrujxnegra]

remember to always advocate for yourself yes, but it is NOT your job to convince anyone of your innocence, especially when they already made up their minds about you, so when these people resurface and try to come back into your life claiming they changed do not fall for it, engage in conversation only if you feel genuineness and sincerity but remember that a lot of these people are still the same as you left them

[Evette @OhhEvette]

As someone with adhd, the cup in which my drink comes in is a huge factor in whether or not I’m drinking the beverage.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

My spirit guides always find ways to let me know how divinely protected I am ☺️ it’s like a little heavenly hug.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

How come no one said banana pudding would be a two day thing?

[Evette @OhhEvette]

Not having any haters is such a big flex, like wow.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

Blood’s thick but nothing like a payroll.

[Evette @OhhEvette]

Bro everything in Taurus today and I just wanna send everyone a la fregada. 🕸️

[Evette @OhhEvette]

My sisters having fun together without me feels criminal— electric chair.