Elise

Cats. Harry Potter. True Crime. Wine. In no particular order.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

Hi! Am I able to bring a sealed/unopened water bottle inside the venue? @4chordmusicfest

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

@marywasitscary Thinking Gryff needs a Medal of Honor or something. Will look into it.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

There was an armed standoff at my neighbor’s house yesterday and the minute the man came out of his house, I asked the SWAT team if I could take his dog Charlie to my house so he wouldn’t be scared. They said yes and Gryff made sure to calm him down.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

@c_c_starr He will not 💜

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

Sometimes I’ll “accidentally” drop food on the floor so Gryff feels like he’s getting away with something.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

A sliced apple tastes different than a whole apple. I will not be taking questions at this time.

[holistic mami✨ @LeArielleSimone]

this the funniest video i’ve ever seen in my life.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

@ercaaaaa Same though 😂

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

I don’t understand how people forget to empty the lint vent in a dryer. It’s the best part of doing laundry.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

I feel like the videos you watch to unwind & relax say a lot about you as a person. For example, my comfort videos lately have been ear wax removal & chiropractic adjustments. This translates to me being emotionally unstable but also caring & kind to animals.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

@itgirlenergy @JenWilson3

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

If I say I’m going to cut my hair short again, you all have full permission to slap me across the face. Save this tweet for reference. Tell me it’s a phase, I’m depressed, I’m a dumb bitch—whatever you need to do. Just please, for the love of god, do not let me do it. Thank you.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

The way I antagonize over a birthday card for someone is absolutely absurd. I know they’re going to throw it away after 3 days, but I will absolutely spend 25 minutes picking up & putting back & rereading (from their perspective and then from mine) until I find the “right” one

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

I’m trying to stay humble but the radiologist performing my saline infusion sonohysterogram said I had a cute uterus so…

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Timeline cleanse / Feb 6, 2023

One of the best things you will EVER see on Twitter.

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

@marywasitscary I was trying to make a pun about an iceberg and it didn’t pan out well haha

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

@marywasitscary Uhm, fuck yes to a titanic themed party. I will bring the ice…cream

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

@megpie_210 @JenWilson3 Lol Jen and I had this exact convo this afternoon 😂 the hold this show has

[Elise @OhHeyItsEliseB]

@c_c_starr I went to a yoga class last week and was the youngest person by about 30 years. Thought I was going to be the star of the show. Got humbled REAL QUICK.