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Mom of boys && lover of fluffy animals 😁

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I think I just broke my own heart. 💔

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@CordellMassive Cordell you are a fucking moron 66

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@VictoriasSecret customer service is awful.

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Mentally… I am fucking drained.

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Isn’t saying “I’m gonna write a bad review about this on Yelp” considered cyber bullying? Just cause you asked a person for their name before ordering? #HelpYelp

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@WTOPtraffic 95 South 😩😭

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Been trying to get ahold of someone at @washingtongas since yesterday. Hello... anyone there??

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Y’all. Please do not come into a restaurant wearing your designer outfit, ordering the most expensive thing on the menu.... and then NOT tip. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[VDOT Northern VA @VaDOTNOVA]

Wait.

Did you just see that?

Did that out of state driver (cough, cough) just use his blinker?

Am… am I dreaming?

[PEANUTS @Snoopy]

July is here!

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Listening to a dad teach his 11 year old boy how to pick up girls is probably the best thing I’ve heard today.

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‘Tis the season of women struggling to walk in wedges.

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Y’all. I was cut off by the hamster car 4 times this week. 🙄

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@Jmall3215 “My name is Jamall and I used to drive an Impala”

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@imnomindreader This is true. The market it so competitive, we almost gave up!

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This year allergies are the worst. 😫

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@SouthpawKap Yeah, but sometimes we’re short staffed so it’s kind of a no choice kind of matter.

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That second vaccine took the life out of me. My goodness

[Intern John @InternJohnRadio]

If I sneeze right now I think I have enough #pollen to grow a forest