lil danny boy

you heard from a friend of a friend that my ass was a ten out of ten

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

someone this weekend asked me if I was autistic because I can be quiet and standoffish in group conversations and I said “oh no I just don’t like most people and don’t care to hear from them”

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

hi diva @ZohranKMamdani — need to know your thoughts on Devil Wears Prada 2???? plz advise @ earliest convenience

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

@conke_queen it’s an April fools hate to break it to you queen

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

@PopCrave @usweekly Someone tell @trixiemattel

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

sorry the gays
let you think that you ate
but it’s over now
now give me that plate!

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

An Emmy is not enough, I need Connor Storrie to win an Oscar, a Golden Globe, a SAG award, a lifetime achievement award, a Pulitzer, a MacArthur Grant,

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

do you think soho farmhouse has an on site nurse who will remove the stitch in my back

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

thought this was Mary Cosby for a second

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

PinkPantheress drops the original demo for “Stateside”:

“i told @oscar_scheller to make it sound bratzish and he DID THAT. ily @zaralarsson for shaping it to be INCREDIBLE 🌸 and everyone for the response to the remix WHAAAAA!!”

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

Hate it when I flip my pillow over to the cool side and accidentally knock over my nightstand spaghetti and meatballs

[felipe @imfelipe_mp3]

and guess what? you ARE boring barbie

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

No context.

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

@Yankees embarrassing!

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

@JDVance omg shut up faggot he was a loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 😘😘😘😘😘 just like you, couch fucker xoxo

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

unfortunately for you, I’m not actually that funny — I’m just rude and have really good timing

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

gonna need @ZohranKMamdani to host a celebratory parade for Amaya Papaya, STAT.

[michelle pfizer 🍉 @arshdhillonk]

If I send you this just know I have evidence that can lead to your arrest. #loveisandusa

[Info Charli xcx @infocharlixcx]

brat forever, thank you charli xcx

[lil danny boy @OhhhhhDannyBoy]

@peacock Get Michael Rapaport out of that castle immediately

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

I'm proud I don't have Andrew Cuomo's record of corruption, scandal and disgrace.

And the name is M-A-M-D-A-N-I.