Uncle ru

[Cujo Knows @cujoknows]

@GovPritzker Meanwhile in Indiana

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

The europoors make it so fucking easy, you almost start to feel bad. Almost.

[OBVIOUS SHIRTS® @obvious_shirts]

How I woke up this morning (on terrible sleep) #Cubs

[Mandy Arthur @mandyarthur]

10 Things They DON’T Want You to Know About Israel’s Attack on the USS Liberty:

1. Israel identified the ship as American hours earlier and then attacked anyway.

2. Israelis jammed all U.S. distress frequencies so the ship couldn’t call for help.

3. One torpedo instantly killed 25 crew.

4. Israel shot up life rafts with machine guns.

5. Israeli helicopters circled the ship after the attack but refused to help the wounded crew.

6. U.S. jets launched twice to save the ship but the U.S. military ordered them back during the attack.

7. Congress never did a full investigation despite 34 dead and 171 injured.

8. Navy investigation was rigged: top lawyer swore they were forced to call it a mistake.

9. Joint Chiefs chairman and NSA leaders called it deliberate and a U.S. cover-up.

10. Survivors were threatened with court martial if they talked about it.

[Polymarket Football @PolymarketBlitz]

NFC North QB Rankings:

1. Caleb Williams
2. Jared Goff
3. Jordan Love
4. Kyler Murray

Do you agree?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

We’re at a charity golf outing today for PAWS Chicago.

Zac’s set of clubs is perfect. He said he thinks some guys have too many clubs and he has just the right amount.

[Patrick Webb @Patrickwebb]

BREAKING: A new bombshell report reveals that George W. Bush’s DOJ helped assist in Jeffrey Epstein’s 2007 plea negotiations that resulted in his sweetheart deal, per the Miami Herald.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

The Iceman cometh 🥶

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

16 years ago, Stephen Strasburg had arguably the most electric debut we’ve ever seen from a starting pitcher.

Nationals and Pirates. Both last place teams. Didn’t matter. Sold out crowd of 40,315. Oh, and Strasburg struck out 14 over 7 IP.

[Uncle ru @ohhRUDITH]

@BJenningsEdTech forgot my wallet at home today... texted my wife to ask how I'm supposed to pay for lunch lol

[Garbage Human @GarbageHuman24]

2022: “My 96 year old great aunt survived TWO Nazi death camps”

2025: “My nearly 100 year old great aunt survived not one, not two, but THREE Nazi death camps”

2070: “My 145 year old great aunt survived 76 Nazi death camps”

LMAOOOO 🤣🤣🤣

[Kurt Benkert @KurtBenkert]

Ian Wheeler.

He should be on an NFL team this fall.

He’s been balling all year.

[Collin @TheCollinDunks]

This is such an insane tweet it has so much motion

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

🚩

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Matt Damon in Ocean's Eleven

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Welker: "You insisted no new wars."

Trump: "First of all, I didn't guarantee no war."

Welker: "You said it over and over again."

[SWAMPIST @Swampist]

Imagine being so obsessed with your sexuality you need people to wear a rainbow on their hat at a professional baseball game to affirm your right to have sex with another man’s ass.

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

>foreign nation