Catfish Catcher

My Curve is impetuous, my curve is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart! I want to eat your children! Praise be to Allah!
Cultivate Brillance

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😏“@BasedGodTobi: When Pornhub removed the daily limit http://t.co/Aqf1Y9FYFW”

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Hmmmm

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"Licking your honey like Winnie the poo.

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Cause I drink brown and you're on white, it's like jungle fever on the best vacation.

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@dudeitskirsten_ an impasta

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What do you call a fake noodle?

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My tweet game is non existent

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Happy smallpox, measles, and mumps day. #ColumbusDay

[ShmElder @ElderSaurus]

Booty is life. Titties is nourishment.

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Listening to knuck if you buck at work. Someone's gonna get cussed out for no reason.

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Who goes to the car wash at 1 in the morning? A killer. That's who

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“@SIimThickChicks: 😍 Thick Thighs Are Bumpers For Your Head http://t.co/1JM8N2N12n”😧

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“@itsEUNICEduhhh: @iamAKADEF or just a common cold...” Or Ebola

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@HeavyDee89 it's not over yet.

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@Shetterly_D fck the Dodgers is still the motto nigga lol

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The last hashtag was a typo

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Don Mattingly needs to learn how to pull out..... His pitchers #ALDS #DodgerNation

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It's hard to explain a pun to a kleptomaniac. They're always take things literally.