Kayla Chapman

I will not tolerate Dumbledore slander on my timeline.

[Kayla Chapman @OhKayMae]

You wanna get humbled reeaaal fast? Try playing along with the Masters Jeopardy. Never felt dumber in my life. Didn’t even understand half the clues.

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

quitting my job to focus on Halloween

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

putting “reddit” at the end of every question i have on google cuz i will never trust an AI i need John from 13 years ago that has the same problem as me to solve it

[ian karmel @IanKarmel]

We have, for too long, shackled the bakery to the morning. Night bakeries. Fresh croissants at 11pm. It is possible.

[Abby @iHave_Powers]

Just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 Years ago. Never be Relaxed ever. I’m coming

[kanoa @heelbitee]

accidentally became important at work n its ruining my life

[Bill D'Alessandro @BillDA]

Literally all of America right now

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

They shoulda just done hot ones and whoever lived can have it

[alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 #BrinityFC @mo0nandsaturn]

Does anyone else have an outfit they saw on TV when they were younger that they were obsessed with? For me it was this dress from the Disney channel movie My Date With The President’s Daughter. I BEGGED my mom to find it and buy it for me 😂

[Kayla Chapman @OhKayMae]

The worst part about PMS is that 2 day part where you are the deflated girl from the early 2000s weed commercials. Just let me rot in peace. No motivation. On autopilot.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

actually few things more embarrassing than when you’ve had like One drink and then you trip or spill something and everyone’s like damnnn she must be fucked up! no, you degenerates. I am just clumsy! may a beautiful woman not simply be clumsy these days???

[ItGIRL @AaliyahJay]

I do not play about people treating me weird. I will never talk to you again 😂

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. got some sick rhymes about debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing

[🕸Violet 🎃 @LizSnaps]

I’m emotionally drained. I finished the show and I’m just sitting here not knowing what to do with myself
#BabyReindeer

sent from my iphon

[Maximilian 🥰 @MaxMaaxMaaax]

You literally DONT want consistently big refunds as a tax-filer because that means that you've had too much taken from your pay. The fact that people are getting less in refunds means that the IRS is operating MORE efficiently. Why do so many people not understand how taxes work?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

my issue with taylor's re-recordings is that she's singing like she has one billion dollars

[Palmer Haasch @haasch_palmer]

passion pit weather. matt and kim weather. walk the moon weather. saint motel weather. the sun was made for 2010s indie pop

[Kayla Chapman @OhKayMae]

Lord of War is one of my top fave movies. Dad had me watching all the Nic Cage masterpieces when I was younger.