Ironyman

🇺🇬|Gnothi Sauton ~ Know thyself

Enjoy the timeline.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

Gustavo Fring was right, if you have a problem that means it can be solved. If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem. It is a reality to be accepted.

[𝓷𝔁𝔂𝓲𝓮 @glooomiii]

ragebait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

mum watching them pass the ball to an idiot with dreads and tattoos instead of the humble guy with a whistle

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Told my brother some tea a few days ago and he barely responded. Today he phoned me with very specific questions and follow ups. I love how obvious it is that he told his wife and couldn’t answer anything she wanted to know 😭

[ayan @ayanyx]

8yr old niece just said there’s a country in the world cup called “doctor congo”

[watergun @tersseer]

all these mountains to climb will i everest?

[Touya! ★ @Touyarokii]

honestly how do you even come back from this

[Corporate Dudes @corporatedudes]

Your drug dealer is telling you to stop buying drugs

[Ironyman @ohMyAka]

Given a chance to time travel back to the past, most people wouldn't be able to take advantage of all the opportunities because we recall little about history without our devices.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Juice taste better when you stand there and drink it with the refrigerator door open

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“This version of motherhood is not available in your region”

[𝙱𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚛𝚊. @Sacred1stDota]

The beauty about Arsenal it stresses both fans and haters 😂😂

[s @tiredgirlxx]

top 5 horror movies
-having a job
-not having a job
-applying for jobs
-the job market
-the concept of working my whole life

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

LASAGNA MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU EAT IT?!?!?!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

My coworker and I were talking about capitalism, and he said, “The Earth is a resort for like 500 rich people, and the rest of us are just the staff.” Now I can’t unsee it.

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

finally a shoe that can kill bugs in the corner of rooms

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Progress that I can feel. Joy that I can bask in. Love I can melt in & Money that I can freely spend.

[Dr MuVenda @Ndi_Muvenda_]

Dear Microsoft.

Our African names are not spelling errors

[Ironyman @ohMyAka]

@91rare @MamaKidongo Everyone secretly thinks they have the best taste in music and everyone else's is trash.