Astarion Enthusiast

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[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

@Camelworks P.s. been playing your vids as background and found out my pet rabbit also likes watching your videos

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

@Camelworks Camel, I can't possibly tell you how much you and your content mean to me. You've gotten me through some really rough patches and dark days over the years and still remain one of my go-to content creators. You'll make it through this, us fans will help every step of the way too.

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

🎶The best part of waking up is fuckin giving up🎶

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

and that's the story of how a customer thought I was flirting when in reality I was just asking if he had acetone at home. Sometimes I feel like I need a spray bottle handy. Down boy, down.

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

The funniest part about audhd is when you have a whole ass train of thought that none of the other neurotypicals follow and so you say something and they take it out of context bc you didn't explain the train of thought first

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

I was wondering whether the sale or EMP discount was a better deal and he just goes "don't worry about it, ring me up for it and I'll buy it for you" SIR WHAT?! Dude I literally almost cried. It was just pure kindness and it made my entire week.

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

Okay. I complain about customers A LOT. The demographic at my current job tends to be people that aren't so nice most of the time. HOWEVER. One guy came through my line today and overheard me talking to a coworker about the cup I've been wanting for a while AND BOUGHT IT FOR ME.

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

Am I going to play the shit out of Castles? Yes. Yes I am.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump signs American flag, violates flag code on 9/11

[!🫧 @shegomez]

love island drinking game i think would end in a blackout:

🥃 a shot every time:
- rob wears his overalls
- Aaron cries in the villa
- liv is drinking her water bottle
- someone on the villa eats avocado toast
- rob is being dramatic
- leah makes a face

#loveislandusa

[nay 🍉 @nayxreads]

“reading smut ruins your brain”
i can assure you, whatever is wrong with me was there long before i started reading

[britt💗✨🍒 @brittytigs]

Carmen sitting at home with Kenzo thanking the lucky stars she didn’t fold in Casa Amor for that nasty snake man

#loveislandusa

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

Hold on we got a new villa this year?? Damn I guess soul ties really was just too crazy #loveislandusa

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

I downloaded Finch like a week and a half ago to help keep track of things and this morning my spouse heard the sound it makes and runs into the bedroom going "IS IT FINLEY TIME???" (I named mine Finley) And that's the literal cutest thing I've seen all week

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

I've finally hit a new low. Apparently I gave myself a concussion. How, you may ask? By laughing too dramatically.

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

When the new boss suddenly wants to get to know the team after a month of being sneaky and condescending...

[Laura 🇱🇧-Critical Mrs. @Critical_Mrs]

I love how the people who get blocked accuse the blocker of being cowardly. Like no, we just find you annoying &/or shitty & never want to waste our time reading anything you vomit onto social media anymore.

[Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg]

Dear Monday... THBPBPTHPT!

[Astarion Enthusiast @OhNoItsFern]

@Emmanimosity Exactly! I'm going through a huge transitional time right now and I'm just so excited to see what the future holds that I'm realizing how scared I've been acting.