L M & M P.

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[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

It's Friday. Avoid the bookings beloved

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

Hear me out.. Desus and Mero squash the issues and do commentary for love island.. think about it..

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

R.I.P. BODEGAHIVE

[Robb Rockham @bigtimerobb]

White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

Say what you want about the yt's but they popped tf off with this feta cheese shit

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

All I want for Christmas is to be able to dance like them little cirque du soleil mf's

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

Need that one billionaire everyday till Christmas advent calendar.

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

All they have to do to catch the guy who killed the United Healthcare foo is make a list of all the wives/moms/kids who were denied a life saving procedure and then make a list of the husband/sons/dads. The list couldn't be that long, I'm sure they could figure it out quickly

[Bill @pisspope]

Dave Chappelle (suddenly getting serious 50 minutes into a special): On December 4, 2024, the UnitedHealthcare CEO, Brian Thompson, my friend, died. He fucking died.

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

Not me panic buying these GNX tickets when I could have calmly zoomed in and got closer seats for the same price

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

spotify wrapped? no thanks big dog, I’m wrapped in the blood of jesus

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Bitches be posting “nobody cares about your Spotify wrapped” and then post a pic of their baby ???

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

Every single top song on my wrapped was off blue lips

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

In another life, I surely was there.

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

Why does long hair take this fucking long to dry?

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

look good but she ain't got no taaaaaste

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

@nfr_podcast Is that foo Lefty gunplay on the end of tv off?

[L M & M P. @OhNoItsLito_]

Is that Lefty at the end of tv off? #KENDRICK #GNX

[v @Oimaclav]

Being an adult fucking sucks no wonder my mom used to always beat me