Kodiak

21 • MDNI

I post whatever thoughts I can’t say to irl ppl

Busy with work and school

[Kodiak @OhNoWhereTheyGo]

@salirdesi Patience and genuine interest but sex is nice too

[Kodiak @OhNoWhereTheyGo]

Y’know, i gen have no idea the normal amount of calories one should have in a meal. In my head, it’s like under 400, right? Like, that should feed a normal person, I think.
I got a breakfast burrito from a gas station cause I was shaking, shit is 520 cals, wtf?? I hate it here

[Kodiak @OhNoWhereTheyGo]

@toro_saurus Well I won’t go THAT far but I’m throwing you a respectful “fuck you” your way 🫂

[Kodiak @OhNoWhereTheyGo]

@drewoffthabean @WeedinaRen My roommate is CONVINCED that Taylor is at least bi and will DIE on that hill and it’s insufferable. I love my roommate with all my heart but the fact that she’s a Swiftie irks me. She can like whatever she wants, doesn’t mean I HAVE to like it though

[styrozz #shedtwt @styrozzz_]

downloading twitter after being mentally ill by myself for years

[˚.⋆ ♡ 𝑳𝒖𝒄𝒚 @hispr3ttyvictim]

“Does puppy want a treat?” Puppy wants to be put down. But a treat would be nice I guess

[Edward Gierek of 🏚️twt @tim3_k33p3r]

i am TERRIFIED of multiswipers how tf do you even manage to do that shit #shedrtwt #shrtwt #slittwt

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

“are you more of an ass man or a boob man?” actually I condemn the two-party system.

[Kodiak @OhNoWhereTheyGo]

@ChauSidara 😀😵‍💫🤤

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i hate those moods where nothing is actually wrong but you still feel sad and annoyed for no reason.

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

every time i like someone i show signs of psychosis

[Nemlin @Nilmen]

Behold, the cuck commentary desk

[୨ৎ @girlsnotes_]

like wtf

[ventus @sirindulge]

good thing nobody could read my thoughts bc i am quite literally horny 24/7

[Kodiak @OhNoWhereTheyGo]

Are men even capable of picking up when women are scared of other men?
My voice is soft, my eyes are low, my posture is small. I am placating— using every behavior within my arsenal to silently BEG you to stand up and be the protector you fuckers claim to be.

[daisy 🧛🏻‍♀️ 0/30kg @starvinm0nster]

i’m so jealous of people that have never been overweight

[Kodiak @OhNoWhereTheyGo]

I sh so y’know, naturally lurk in shtwt…and um. I’m glad ts isn’t a competition cause I’d be losing.

Like boohoo I play fruit ninja every other day, but you bitches be hitting BONE? I might hate myself but my brain literally wouldn’t be able to send the signal to do that. Ouch