Off Her Rocker

Wife | Mom | 5 Kids | Blogger just sharing what goes on in my mind due to the strange experiences via the amazing absurdities of motherhood!

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

When I think about the pile of laundry that needs folding...again https://t.co/8vo4y6AUAo

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

#MorningHighlight
My 3y.o just tried to get me to do what she wanted with hypnosis using her yoyo🤦🏽‍♀️

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

Somebody halps...#got #husbandandwife https://t.co/glpcbHfP4G

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

Be mindful with the things your children are watching on YouTube. This evil looking such and such is asking kids to harm themselves. https://t.co/JSwAMKSKAY https://t.co/JSwAMKSKAY

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This baby is not leaving the pulpit. Reposted from Gotdamnzo - TOOTH PULLED SERMON 🦷 .
#PowerInTheTooth #HelpsMeEat #YesLord #kids #humor #funny #funnyvideos #jokes #parents #facetime #comedy. - #regrann https://t.co/46quW5qsQ0

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

#momlife #ohrchronicles It's supposed to be a whole 8-tee one degrees here tomorrow and the only parental dig I can come up with for summer is swiper, no swiping...🙃😕 #takethat — in Raleigh https://t.co/WpSErgtPOA

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

#momlife My son suffers from "ICantMakeItToTheBed Syndrome" He's been professionally and uncomfortablly napping in chairs and couches from the tender age of 4 when he started school.
(I have proof)
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Not a good look in a house full of pranksters. 😂😂😂... https://t.co/Z3Cz6t58WG

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

So True!!! https://t.co/rxEbhbiC4y

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

Hubby on the 1's and 2's....👀 https://t.co/EkROWYs6Zq

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

Maurice and Serenity breaking it DOWNNNNNN - Kareoke Christmas https://t.co/aTR3fm3uMn

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

Serenity- Kareoke Christmas! https://t.co/3JVMsSyXqB

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

Destiny and Mariah- Kareoke Christmas https://t.co/6gFUDo7d0h

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

Karaoke Time! https://t.co/vFq7T4cuBe

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

Merry Chrimuhhh from our family to yours!!! #happyholidays #kickinitwiththeandersons

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

#Momlife When you get dressed to go outside and realize you forgot to refresh the screen on your weather app. Oh it's 37° and not 54° you say.... https://t.co/b3Cu4DBvOb

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

This workout is called "Trash Pickup" or "Tricking your kids into cleaning up their mess," or "I ain't cleaning this up for you anymore."
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Whatever you want to call it, use it. It works. https://t.co/ySJP0eDLQJ

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

#momlife When you are walking around the house singing "Nobody like you Lord" by Maranda Curtis and your daughter hits you with the gasp and says "Mommy, that is NOT nice to say, I love... https://t.co/nVho0hHTIL

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

When you tag yourself on Facebook vs. When someone else tags you on Facebook.

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

@CulturedRuffian 🤣🤣🤣 so true

[Off Her Rocker @OHRChronicles]

My poor Destiny is afraid of errrything. 🤣😂 I give her points for getting on at all. Mariah was about to hop off because once again it was to slow for my thrill seeker.
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Peep the universal phrase from all... https://t.co/9JpTgmgqX7