SAGE

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[SAGE @OhSage_]

Grandpa, Tator, AND my Sunni girl are up in heaven smackin’ ducks... can’t even imagine how fun that has to be ❤️🦆

[FanDuel Sports Network Midwest @FanDuelSN_MW]

Good morning. It's #STLCards #OpeningDay. @Cardinals

[SAGE @OhSage_]

Harder than men sometimes too

[sam fischer @samfischer52]

hey @NCAA women work out too just letting you know

[it’s just meera @meeracleshappen]

every day I wake up and say “I’m tired of this grandpa” and every day the universe says “that’s too damn bad”

[SAGE @OhSage_]

Claps for TX 👏🏼👏🏼

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Texas is lifting its mask mandate, making it the largest state to end an order intended to prevent the spread of the coronavirus. Gov. Greg Abbott has faced sharp criticism from his party over the mandate, imposed eight months ago. https://t.co/WHPLWzf9jF

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

Brothers.

[Jerome Hoegh @JeromeHoegh]

I once called my dad and complained about my playing time. He responded, “So do you know more than Coach? Or does he not want to win?” I had no response. “Exactly. Coaches play the best players.” He said, “Get better. And until then be the best towel waver on the planet.”

[SAGE @OhSage_]

This would be clutch af @Apple pls

[SAGE @OhSage_]

Can Apple watches make a “take a drink of water” alert yet @Apple

[nia. @boooitsnia]

bro i cant hear without the subtitles on

[Grayson McCown📌 @30rockGTM]

I’m too Hot Dog you better Ketchup

[SAGE @OhSage_]

Guys that skip leg day:

[Mizzou Wrestling @MizzouWrestling]

👀‼️👀‼️👀‼️

CONGRATS, @MikeChandlerMMA

#MizzouMade | #TigerStyle🐯💪

[SAGE @OhSage_]

@Alayna_Frankie Mr. mahan losing his mind rn

[SAGE @OhSage_]

*me hanging on for dear life at all times of my life*

[SAGE @OhSage_]

Taurus... guilty 😂

[Gymshark @Gymshark]

different signs reactions to home workouts:

taurus / cancer / libra
“I’m going to give it a go even though I don’t like this and you will know I don’t like this”

aquarius / pisces / virgo
“some of these home workout moves can run, but some of these really ain’t it”

[Emma Manzini @EmmaManzini]

A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.

[SAGE @OhSage_]

ok I have literally always wondered about this

[SAGE @OhSage_]

Dear Santa,
This year for Christmas I would like to ask for some height.
I hate having to ask for someone to move the cables down for me because I am too short.
Sincerely,
Sage