Bad Luck Brian

Think you're unlucky? Meet Brian.

[Bad Luck Brian @OhSoBrian]

Wears Nike Shoes. Can't do it.

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Gets elected class president. Assassinated.

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Broke up with girlfriend. She becomes a Victoria's secret model.

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Waits until marriage for sex. Wife gives him STD.

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Drinks own urine while stranded in desert. Rains 15 minutes later.

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Sings in shower. Drowns.

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Survives crash. Killed by ambulance.

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Wins lifetime supply of shoes. Crocs.

[Bad Luck Brian @OhSoBrian]

Plays Monopoly. Gets raped in jail.

[Bad Luck Brian @OhSoBrian]

Tries to fart silently in class. Shits.

[Bad Luck Brian @OhSoBrian]

Follows dreams. Gets lost.