Will Tucker

Side hustle king

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@arielaaavila Or you could be like me and try to live off of like 500 side hustles. I only eat generic brand food, but I’ve taken two vacations this month, so 🤷‍♂️

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

I’m about to drive through the snow desert that is Kansas City and I’ve already passed two flipped semi trucks. Hey, @MacLethal, can you step outside and spit a verse real quick so the ice will melt?

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@QueenOfDweebs Funny. I think you’re the devil if you drink Monster.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

That being said, I love La Croix.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

I don't get why people listen to acoustic covers all the time. It's like stripping a gourmet 7 layer burrito to just meat and tortilla. So bland. It's the La Croix of music.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

Even the best beef is complimented by cheese, lettuce, and salsa.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

Lol when you’re in a quiet hotel room in Billings, MT, and you hear gunshots down the street.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

When you took a last minute trip to Chicago and find out @spizzyspose is in town.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

#Mancakes

[Spose quit this app @spizzyspose]

ASMR pancakes by my wife

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

Being an Uber driver is like going to 30 different parties every weekend and only spending five minutes at each one.

[Jeremy Frank @MLBRandomStats]

thanks for voting mom. my stat: you weren’t at the one game i hit a home run

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@TraywickPeyton This happens every year. We have to get these kids better guidance after giving them so much money.

[Jeremy Frank @MLBRandomStats]

In 2016 he averaged 96.1 mph on his fastball, second fastest among qualified SP to only Noah Syndergaard

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@MLBRandomStats Tell me something about Yordano Ventura. #RIP30

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@kaesofpepsi @UCAPolarBears @ArkansasClubBB I’m sure you did, fam. Just not off me.
I’m done reminiscing. Good luck with the rest of your season.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@kaesofpepsi @UCAPolarBears @ArkansasClubBB Series win > grand slam. And for the record, you didn’t touch me.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@kaesofpepsi @UCAPolarBears @ArkansasClubBB Well, we were a first year team and we took two from you, so 🤷‍♂️

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@UCAPolarBears @kaesofpepsi @ArkansasClubBB Where were these twitter wars when I was playing? I love an excuse to play some chin music.

[Will Tucker @ohWillyouplease]

@kaesofpepsi @ArkansasClubBB @UCAPolarBears My name is Will and I probably struck you out.