Jessica

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[blue @bluewmist]

Our house rule is you don't have to go to sleep if you're reading. So my 8 year old is now reading 6th grade reading level because he likes thinking that he's getting away with staying up after bedtime. Win/win.

[Be Believing @Be_Believing]

The mascot had no idea that approaching the security guard would turn into one of the most legendary moments in Astros history.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

I overheard a girl saying yesterday ‘worrying is such a terrible use of your imagination’ … and I audibly gasped.

[🦂 @sloungerie]

“with all the coke in the world, why is your nose in my business” wise words from my 50 year old gay coworker

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[Lion @LionInCrisis]

I know it's adorable, but blur my kids face next time

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

just found out it doesn’t matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

[Rage🌸✨️ @softangrygirl]

Me when I discover a perfect series that came out 15 years ago with 8 seasons.

[goma @soigomaa]

Free my man

[yanna #ADADAY @sheinhamoodz]

me in public regretting coming out

[✧ @kodstrangeer]

Why this look like it'd be in a 90's
Spanish textbook

[Jay 💫 @Jayyakamii]

When black people say “alright now” it can be a compliment, a warning, and/or the end of a conversation.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @fw_naetoblaq]

Ngl the older i get the more i appreciate being left out of the loop. don’t fill me in. I don’t want to know anything about anyone.

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

not only is it not Friday, its not even Thursday

[Zion @zionszzn]

fridays don't even hit the same anymore, we just be tired

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

This really doesn’t look human, I gotta watch it every time I see it

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Dance For It Better

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

It will never cease to boggle my mind just how recent segregation was.