drunk dreams.

❝Oh! Looks like someone is having a ƁªƊ ƊƦǝª៣.❞ ◤ Drunk / Smol / @SweetySadie's baby daddy / Oil ◢

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

❝Maybe you dream about ꒯r♡աոﭐո꒸ ﭐո ♡ﭐL!❞

LARRY THE LAMP!
- Semi-Descriptive
- Crack / Serious
- RT? *:･ﾟ✧

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"I'm dead."

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"Pfft, of course, time bomb." https://t.co/B0boUC4bPz

[Ƭ♡ИY @MehMehDaddy]

Not in that way.
[He sneered] https://t.co/gXkQlIkEgW

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"...Heh..."

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"Hiya pals!"

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"Honestly, that's pretty true.

I find myself to be a waste of space as well." https://t.co/EkfqPpZwxg

[↠ D ｒｅｗ @xDemonClock]

"... how should i know, everyone is horrible." https://t.co/jSWkDERAX8

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"Awe. That's so sweet of you, Tony!~" https://t.co/oOG7ewgIQw

[Ƭ♡ИY @MehMehDaddy]

Honestly, I'd love you to put you to a slumber you'd never wake up from. https://t.co/j4swuU946s

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"AHHHH --...Why are the cute people here."

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"Indeed.

Who wants pee on their zeer, anyway?" https://t.co/e9z9uHc9Ln

[↠ D ｒｅｗ @xDemonClock]

"I know right?

Saying the word can be more confusing then it is." https://t.co/drXDdGIOJa

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

Falls back.

"Eh. I think I'll pass. Thanks for the offer, though." https://t.co/Quu9CqYrg6

[Ƭ♡ИY @MehMehDaddy]

. . .
[Punches his stomach lightly]
Fuck you. https://t.co/ypwxXPCUkW

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"Well, what else am I supposed to do? Sing a song about time and scream so loud I make a child's ears bleed?" https://t.co/87HO8oVkoj

[Ƭ♡ИY @MehMehDaddy]

Exactly. Quit the whining, its annoying. https://t.co/oRcWG2ilC0

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"It sounds like pee-zer.

Peeeezer.

It's confusing." https://t.co/Swp95j4XMF

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"PEEzer."

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"P-eeeeezzzzzzrrrrrrrrrr.

Pee-z-eeeerrrr.

ppppppp

eeeeeeee
zzzzzzzzz

eeeeeeee
rrrrrrrrrrrr."

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"What the fuck is a 'pizzer'.

Like-

P - I - Z - Z - E - R ??"

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"I won't /ever/ stop complaining, asshat. It's what I do. And...ew." https://t.co/3MLGMA6ER8

[Ƭ♡ИY @MehMehDaddy]

What do you want then, a kiss on the cheek?? Stop complaining. https://t.co/7PWTCjhcbi

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

JUST KEEP ON DABBIN.

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"Come at me, daddy kink."

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"Boi, I have my stellar personality."

[drunk dreams. @OilFctish]

"DAAAADDDDYYYY KIIIINNNNKKKK."