Oishika Sarkar

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[Oishika Sarkar @OishikaS]

@TartuosiRegis1 what up? *in cliche swaggy american teen voice*

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

You know what is disturbing?
People having 90% attendance and still refusing to bunk a single lecture.

[Manjeet Singh @iimanjeetii]

I get very inspired by the show #HaterBackOff this weekends @MirandaSings @hatersbackoff

[Manjeet Singh @iimanjeetii]

Why my phone always correcting my words to new words. YOU THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME, EH??!!

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

We didn't fight our way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

Dating is a win-win. If things do well, you eat food and fall in love. If they don't, you still eat food and that's all that really matters

[sahil sharma @sahilsharma7l9]

Me: i hate everyone
Person : except me
Me : No, especially you
@sarcastic_us

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

so you've accepted the fact that ur not gonna get in shape for this summer or any other summer as long as u live.

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

#true #evil

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

If poison expires, will it be more poisonous or less poisonous?

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

Therapist: What would you say to your dad if he was alive today?
Me: Sorry for burying you. I honestly thought you were dead.

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

Normal People : One episode per night.

Me : One season per night.

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

*Bros bday*

Me:*smashes cake on his face*
Mom: At least consider starving kids before wasting food
Me: *smashes starving kids on bros face*

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

Don't send nudes. Send X-rays, Because it's what inside that counts!

[Sarcasm @sarcastic_us]

You should check your weight before and after the breakup... The difference is the weight of your dead soul.