Cillian Barfi

I make PPTs, shows and other things |
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[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

Rupi's
Father's
Sister

- Fufi Kaur

[Sangeetha(RewriteYourStory) @saaiyer]

This is your friendly reminder thats sprouts are a great source of fiber not so much protein. 100g of sprouts have 3g of protein. To get 10g you have to eat over 300g and that might make you go to the loo.

Pair sprouts with tofu paneer or add Greek yogurt and make into a nice chat or something.

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

This is a better script than any Hallmark movie:

> man sells company for hefty profit
> pursues immortality by becoming the world’s most expensive guinea pig
> daily routine includes 111 pills, blood-plasma transfusions from his own teenage son, measuring his nighttime erections
> achieves biological age of a 28-year-old… but emotional age of a robot
> realizes he has optimized every biomarker except for.. people who voluntarily hang out with him (a.k.a friends)
> launches “Don’t Die” movement. Accidentally starts a cult
> falls in love with the one woman who was by his side since day one of his journey
> she's his longtime doctor / nutritionist / data priestess / social media guru who's been there through the 2 am rectal ozone sessions and the silent dance discos
> she's measured everything - no one knows him more than she does
> something in his optimized little heart glitches. For the first time in years, his cortisol spikes from an unregulated human emotion instead of a scheduled stress test
> he may have eliminated 85% of microplastics from his balls but nothing, nothing will improve the quality of his life more than being in love with her
> he whispers, “I spent years trying not to die… and you’re the first thing that ever made me want to live.”

[Jawaharlal Nehru @PMNehru]

Chat I'm asking again, can we ratio?

[mango chilli @risickah]

people died and man just packed his bags for a vacation 🤣🙏

[Roshan Rai @RoshanKrRaii]

Everytime the nation is in pain, Modi is in Plane.

[Ankur Nagpal @ankurnagpal]

Crazy stat of the day:

Nvidia’s market cap is now greater than the GDP of every country in the world except US and China

Totally normal

[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

If @JemiRodrigues gets team India home tonight, @GeminiApp should change temporarily change their name to Google Jemimah. It'll get them the eyeballs and PR.

[Weirdly Wired @6drinkamy_]

I was married against my wishes to this loser who worked a 9-5 job. I was so bored in his empty house that I entered this dance competition because dancing had been my passion, however the guy I was paired up with was super annoying. I even considered leaving the competition -

[sanjoy ghose @advsanjoy]

Pre Amritkaal Mahatma Phule and Savitrabai Phule could be freely aired without controversy on national TV. Here is Bharat Ek Khoj

[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

Every time I open linkedIn I've to hold back the urge to just comment Chup Kar Lavde on every dude bros post.

[RichaChadha @RichaChadha]

Hey @RahulGandhi .
Too much mohabbat.
Have some mohabbat for nature also.
@TelanganaCMO

[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

Tbh I still don't know Finance with Sharan ACTUAL me karta kya hai.

[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

It's insane to me that this man isn't behind bars. Section 324 - BNS
Kiska intezar sir @MumbaiPolice

[Press Trust of India @PTI_News]

VIDEO | Here's what Shiv Sena leader Rahool Kanal (@RahoolNKanal) said on stand-up comedian Kunal Kamra's jibe at Maharashtra Deputy CM Eknath Shinde.

"This is just a trailer. If anybody says anything derogatory about our senior leader, our elders then we will not spare them."

(Full video available on PTI Videos - https://t.co/bIyFWTfmBd)

[TX @DotSlashTX]

A SCAM pulled off by one of the Top 3 contestants in this hackathon, won whopping 75 Lakhs of funding just by rebranding @brave Browser!
This is bigger than one can think!
Tagging @AshwiniVaishnaw and @GoI_MeitY @cdacindia.

[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

Just want to bring this back.

[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

@shreemiverma19 iMaGine iF a mAn sAid iT 😂

[Cillian Barfi @okAakash]

Hi @grok how to keep serving the capitalist machinery when you're depressed and want to off yourself?

[Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai]

After Vance accused Zelensky of not saying thank you, Zelensky is now tweeting individual thanks to every single world leader expressing solidarity with Ukraine.