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Ever having a tough day? Watch final rap battle of 8 Mile on YouTube. Very good gear.

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Twisties and Sunkist. Unbeatable combo.

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Wine with crab juice in it.
Crab Sav

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They're doing a gritty and woke reboot of going to the moon (pictured _ credit:wikipedia).

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Are books art?

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I'm back. Was able to remember my password and have been using Twitter to view new ads

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Surely now, in the interest of fairness, the entire Melbourne Demons list get suspended for an entire year with the exception of David Zaharakis. @AFL #DemonSlayer

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Blokes with 5mm haircut, gel. Mwah.

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@kochie_online

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Courtesy of @bridgemac1

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A good read. Especially if you're into penguins:
https://t.co/fhABDW1o7f

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Saturday night texts from dad

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Can't look at this face without being reminded of Lay's cheese and onion flavour, being 8 and in Warrnambool. Anyone else?

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"Thought Leaders" and "being bald" have a closer relationship than Harry and Hargrid

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@will_ziebell This would be nicer if it had stayed a stable, at least then you would have some horses for company. And you could eat them if it came to it.

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If Queen Elizabeth was your day-at-the-baseball, line of ketchup, line of mustard, poster child type hotdog. The image attached is representative of King Charles. Same ingredients, but I'm horrified and I won't be ordering it...

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In America, they can't agree on gun control. In Australia, we can't agree on what is a schooner.

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@Johnbarilaro trying to leave politics for that NY posting like Agent Smith trying to leave the Matrix. #auspol

https://t.co/cqNsA5DWjx

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Police are savvy to the bottle-in-brown-bag caper, so recently I've been trialing new methods of deceit. The chip bag (twisties, toobs, chicken twisties, etc.) has been demonstrating supreme efficacy so far.

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Interesting read in The Atlantic from 2019. As pertinent now as it was then.
I just vomit in an uber which had FOUR coconut air fresheners. Ironically, the driver said he hung them to cover the smell of vomit.
https://t.co/XDND30GBFj