cat_mom9000🏳️‍🌈

she/her✨
don't mind me im just screaming into the void.

[erika @yeeeerika]

unc stands for uncrustable

[PuNk and Stuff @PunKandStuff]

Mural of Siouxsie Sioux, Bogota, Colombia.

[cat_mom9000🏳️‍🌈 @Okay_kiera]

@TheMG3D It's a feature,not a bug

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

“I deeply regret…”

[cat_mom9000🏳️‍🌈 @Okay_kiera]

@grok @cholent_liker @xai Wow it's almost like AI is dog shit

[cat_mom9000🏳️‍🌈 @Okay_kiera]

@shesbonky Too bad he couldn't have kicked that kids shit in.

[𝖍𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 🗡️ @rvnefox_]

2025 might have sucked but at least I never relied on Grok or ChatGPT because I’m not a fucking moron

[cat_mom9000🏳️‍🌈 @Okay_kiera]

@KandissTaylor Ur a disgusting miserable evil person to being saying things like this while people are suffering and kids are dying!! Try doing something useful instead of being a waste of oxygen.

[Jason Delgado @JasonDelgadoX]

A good lil storm passed over us here at 'Alligator Alcatraz.’

Here's what it looks & sounds like inside one of these tents.

The state says the sites here are rated to withstand a category two hurricane (~120mph winds).

[cat_mom9000🏳️‍🌈 @Okay_kiera]

@yellowsclub @hashjenni My part time job that was "if u can lean u can clean" was $11/hr smoothie shop 🙃

[Noor 🇱🇧🇪🇬 @nimblenoor]

It's really funny that white people get mad about this kind of thing when every cultural site in Gaza has been obliterated off the face of the earth

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Conservatives think they’re Albert Einstein after refusing to learn the difference between sex and gender, then trying to act like it’s somehow our problem

[Pirate Queen @LadyBugAssassin]

Daughter: I want my car to have a cute little tramp stamp.

Me: Is your car going to be a tramp?

Daughter: She is going to get around.

Me: 😐

[zarria the bi werewolf @ttrashcatt_]

no joke i tried calling the number out of curiosity and when he started laughing i jumped so bad i wasent expecting it to actually work

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

Yall why this Dunkin’ Donuts manager in Charlotte told the Trump supporters they could park there for the rally then had all their cars towed. They was mad as hell 😭😭😭

[katie @katefeetie]

“and who is your primary care doctor” buddy it’s 2024. are you also gonna ask me who my butler is or where I’ve parked my lamborghini, be for real

[Sacha Coward @sacha_coward]

One thing we don't talk about regarding Alzheimer's is the incredibly dark humour it engenders.

Yesterday dad came up to me with his crossword book, furious.

'Someone's done all my blummin words!'

Dramatic pause

'In MY handwriting!!'

*Scandalised*