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@citizentvkenya @TrevorOmbija . I must be allergic to Charles Owino coz every time I see him on TV sukari na pressure zinapanda. Poster child for how difficult it is to change the mindset from Police Force to Police Service.

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@JamilaMohamed Here is the reason even football gods just had to bring it to Emirates.

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Forget 22 years. Here is the reason I wanted it so badly at the Emirates. Thank you Bournemouth. Its been a minute!

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@ahmednasirlaw At this point even if they score from one throw in then make a 10 man defence, I will take it. Its been too long lets just get over the line we will get back to aesthetics "next season".

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Random Sunday musings!
Sloths all the way from South America, Kangaroos from down under, Antarctica Penguins, Alaskan bears, Kiwi from New Zealand.....all made it to Noah's Ark on time alongside his sheep and goats.

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@kenyasgossips Did you say potholes or craters?

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@citizentvkenya @SamGituku Nairobi Hospital & Dari make it look like we lost our way to Singapore and ended up in Al Capone's Chicago in the 1920s. Add the playground "mchogowano" from the sunroofs, and we have a complete circus by mobsters.
@LinusKaikai @JamilaMohamed @YvonneOkwara

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@citizentvkenya @SamGituku #JKLive If SKM led the Israelites, it would have been 80 years in the wilderness. Getting a straight answer to a direct question is like pulling teeth.

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@citizentvkenya @AyubAbdikadir #JKLive the more you listen to kisungu kubwa from @makaumutua trying to defend the indefensible, the more you are convinced that task force is merely to whitewash KK tombs.

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@CalebKaruga No kidding

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@gpdkaluma Do you need these photos to make your point?

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@KenyanSays This is what a misguided, misdirected rant looks like. Address policy makers, not investors seeking to maximise their ROI in a tough, unstable business environment.

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@LizQueenB_ Those are entitlements of the office holder. Once you vacate the office, you forgo the benefits. Its just how the cookie crumbles.

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#TheSituationRoom
@SpiceFMKE

@nduokoh

@EricLatiff

I was getting upset with Senator Mungatana for supporting haphazard patchwork whenever the president is visiting, then I remembered this is the same guy who tried to double his money by having someone pray for it.

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@citizentvkenya #JKL
Integrity contest between @morarakebaso and @HusseinMohamedg on behalf of his boss is a contest that is over even before it begins. The phone call deflection attempt failed spectacularly.

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@sholard_mancity You think he is not suicidal because he has not committed suicide, ama?

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@AmakanjiThomas The reason for its fruition is right there in the bottom left corner. Kindly redirect the credit accordingly.

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@LarryMadowo @LarryMadowo Sponsors aside, hii kizungu ni ya Ford Foundation kweli?

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@Kajonny_Ke He wants to fire them from being children or from what exactly?

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@giddimulwa2011 Nyeri is the new Kondele